Agnes Erlingsdóttir

[Vladimir Vukicevic @Vukicevic110]

Line Kloster 53.58 sek - norsk rekord. Tipper noen der hjemme er stolt over arbeidet han har gjort.
Bra dag på banen for #teamPV!!
Takk!

[Asafa Powell @officialasafa]

Congratulations to @usainbolt, @nestacarter, @michaelfrater and @yohanblake for setting a new world record in the men’s 4x100m relay!

[Jenny @j9ferlopez]

I fengselet: "Hei, hva har du gjort?" "Jeg drepte noen trær på Ekeberg."

[Lamebook @lamebook]

Facebook is like my fridge... I know there is nothing there but I check it every 10 minutes anyways.

[Jenny @j9ferlopez]

@agneserlings Vi skal ha utdrikningslag på Jamaica å få verdens raskeste unge.

[Jenny @j9ferlopez]

Hva er vitsen med å vaske håret før man legger seg når man våkner med olje i håret etter svette sommernetter?

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

My greatest fear is sitting in front of a thousand people while my Google search history is read aloud.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

#Confession - I'm the best I've ever had.

[Jenny @j9ferlopez]

I dag føler jeg meg som en sporty narkoman.

[Rudi Kristiansen @KrRudi]

Du trenger ikke være rompis for å suge en kompis!

[AW @AthleticsWeekly]

USA reinstated as 4x400m gold medallists, GB men get silver. #WorldIndoors

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

“We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.” #LilyTomlin #WHM

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Everyone has that friend that never learned how to use their "inside voice."

[Bislett Games @BislettGames]

Superduell på Bislett - Powell utforder Bolt 7.juni http://t.co/MRURjPzU

[Sanya Richards-Ross @SanyaRichiRoss]

That amazing feeling you get when you didn't think you were gonna make your workout and you kill it!!!! #LondonBound

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

I'm abnormally nice to guys that are abnormally attractive.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Save water, drink wine.

[DeFroeszte @timothy_NWA]

#TextMsgsThatMakeMeMad "call me"