Nikolai

well damn, if you can’t go to Bella Noche’s then where the hell could you go? she/her

[Nikolai @agnetts]

@ourfirstcaress Fire island and bottoms!!!

[Nikolai @agnetts]

@DannyPellegrino Jason Derulo

[Jason B. Martin, MD @jasonbmartin]

Dear @GovBillLee, we noticed you recently put out a video, but with several script errors. We fixed it for you.

And when we win in November, we’ll fix all your policy errors.

[Nikolai @agnetts]

@catdilly Fuck plaid marry gingham kill houndstooth

[Nikolai @agnetts]

@mattiebtweets Why does this feel like the hottest goss of all time

[Nikolai @agnetts]

@catdilly JEWEL

[Nikolai @agnetts]

@catdilly What do people in idaho know about dolly

[Nikolai @agnetts]

Men will deadass just get a fact wrong or misremember something and be like “oh it must be the mandela effect”

[Mario Cantone @macantone]

I couldn’t have had a more brilliant TV partner. I’m devastated and just overwhelmed with Sadness. Taken away from all of us way soon. You were a gift from the gods. Rest my sweet friend. I love you.

[Nikolai @agnetts]

@liv____mas Oh u mean TK* Maxx. The exact same store. But for some reason they put at K there

[julie leger @Jewlieee_L]

My melatonin gummies melted in my Zoloft bottle and now it’s like an antidepressant nerds rope

[Krister Johnson @KristerJohnson]

Alfredo Rivera is the greatest storyteller of our time.

[Nikolai @agnetts]

@meredithbaloney The Caleb scene where she writes a line about him turning into an animal…… haunted me for several days

[Nikolai @agnetts]

@meredithbaloney Honey …. Put it down.

[Vulture @vulture]

When discussing reincarnation, Coolidge says that if she were to come back in another life, she would want to be a gay man. Why? “I don’t know,” she pauses. “I just … I think I’d be good at it” (📸: Irina Rozovsky)

[Nikolai @agnetts]

@catdilly Personally I think Sheryl Crowe’s I wanna soak up the sun is also pretty gay