Alison Graves

[Cigaretta @thedirtbird]

When you are craving sushi and then you eat sushi… that’s a top 5 human experience

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

when I have to send the same email twice to ask for something instead of saying circling back I'm gonna start putting (Taylor's Version) in the subject line

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos

[Parks and Recreation @parksandrec]

Leslie Knope wants to let you in on a secret... On April 30, #ParksAndRec is returning to NBC for “A Parks and Recreation Special”. Our workplace proximity associates, along with our neighbors at @StateFarm, are raising money for @FeedingAmerica. Join us! https://t.co/YuyWBTYmrH

[Matt. @MattTheBrand]

this is how every phone conversation has gone lately

[gv @gentv10]

my shoes probably think i died

[Hank Showers @schauer_me]

Unfortunately the stuff I ordered online did not bring me happiness but I will be conducting the experiment three to four more times just to make sure

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

me in college: no sleep ever, who cares

me now: stay up too late one Sunday and my entire year is ruined

[alex 👽 @bahayogi]

Actually, soaps do help. The virus is a self-assembled nanoparticle and the weakest link is the lipid bilayer. When you wash your hands with soap it dissolves the fatty membrane and the virus falls apart thus becoming “inactive”. Please wash your hands.

[Betches @betchesluvthis]

Us in 2019: Wooo bring on the roaring 20s!
2020: Ok, here's a pandemic, the KKK, and a stock market crash

[Maggie Trabucco @maggietrabucco]

If you were to board a flight tomorrow, would your primary concern be A) COVID-19 or B) the fact that an individual with Peter Weber’s decision making ability could be operating the aircraft?

[Katie Morton @hellokatiemo]

from Bud to Dud real fast. #TheBachelor

[Bracketology.tv @bracketologytv]

We coulda had a bad bitch. #TheBachelor

[Rebecca @rjfrosch50]

I see your red wine teeth, Kelsey. #NoJudgement #TheBachelor

[Bracketology.tv @bracketologytv]

Peter contemplating whether he wants to be the God fearing leader of a household or go back to the windmill... #TheBachelor

[Amanda Orr @amandakokesh]

Alayah coming back to #TheBachelor like

[Thorny Rose @ThornyR26961544]

Sydney got the rose?! #TheBachelor

[Alison Graves @agraves725]

#commercialbreak

[E! News @enews]

Us anytime someone makes a pilot/windmill reference. #TheBachelor