Lou Agresta

Dad, novelist, game designer, Iron GM host, co-owner Iron GM Games. Animal lover, travel, martial arts, and book enthusiast. Often NSFW.

[Lou Agresta @agrestasaurus]

@M_Mauzerall It's Lou! Let's catch up. Would love to introduce you to... my kids (?!)

[Lou Agresta @agrestasaurus]

@Neilhimself I'm sure I'm not the first, but if you haven't cast him already, I'd just like to humbly suggest @SeanAstin or @Peter_Dinklage as Destruction. Just sayin'...

PS Sandman on Netflix
is a triumph, but I'm sure you knew that!

[Lou Agresta @agrestasaurus]

@TheDanWells That’s awesome, Dan! And I adore the show too!

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@TheDanWells I feel you!

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@gduvivier Titanic!

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A better way to end fortune cookies than tacking “in bed” on the end: everyone adds “until death takes me” and watch it get dark, fast.

[Sean Astin @SeanAstin]

Richard Donner had the biggest, boomiest voice you could imagine.
He commanded attention and he laughed like no man has ever laughed before. Dick was so much fun. What I perceived in him, as a 12 year old kid, is that he cared. I love how much he cared.

- Goonies Never Say Die

[Lou Agresta @agrestasaurus]

That's gross. Is it... a figgy pudding?

Nope. Just a holiday bundle that puts all the Grimmerspace hardcovers, softcover player’s guide, a slew of PDFs, full-sized digital posters, and our premium slipcase in your hands at a serious pre-order discount. https://t.co/pZaZm3OQaJ

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@YallLuvCris Caliban

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Artwork by Molly Brown

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If only Dickens had sent this beastie to visit Scrooge instead of three ghosts -- done in one I betcha!

Grimmerspace, the only setting for the Starfinder Roleplaying Game dedicated to sci-fi horror. Preorder deals end in just 3 days! https://t.co/22nsv349yQ

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Learn the truth behind the City of Morn and many even more chilling mysteries in Grimmerspace, the only setting for the Starfinder Roleplaying Game dedicated to sci-fi horror. Preorders end this month. https://t.co/CsR3DeZVGT

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The stern-faced few who survived the mist-shrouded City of Morn tell the same tale: If you can find and walk its winding, silent halls you can reach the dead. For the non-Euclidean causeways of crumbling Morn lead to many unexpected places, including … Santa Claus?!

[Lou Agresta @agrestasaurus]

That can't be right!

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@EvilRobotGames @doctorcomics @galaxy_map @grimmerspace You got it exactly right @EvilRobotGames. Out of curiosity, @GalaxyMaps, do you take commissions? Regardless, here's a short vid on what we're doing:

Watch “Navigation Poster” on #Vimeo https://t.co/Kl5oNwhHw3

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As the first Grimmerspace book heads toward layout, it's time to shut off preorders. Last chance to get in below MSRP!

Artist Victor Maristane captures the true holiday spirit of the shipwrecked oligarchs who rule the Ice Mines of Aun.

https://t.co/LPx7LDCtBZ

[Lou Agresta @agrestasaurus]

We’ve got bunch of these! This monster is featured in the core books in an adventures called, “The Door that Most Not Be Opened” which tours the Votikun Empire.
Pre-Order Store link: https://t.co/jLFzJsoUvW

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We're closing the Grimmerspace pre-order store this month. After that if you want Grimmerspace you have to wait for MSRP, after backers & other pre-orders get theirs. Last chance for pre-order deals on Grimmerspace! https://t.co/YNif07VRqq
Happy gaming and joyous holidays to all!

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@FreyjaErlings Gods above! What bizarre CIA reject sat in their kitchen at night in boxer briefs furiously composing that weird infiltration manual, obsessed with the size of other people’s houses and desperate to convince themselves they’re onto something?

[Lou Agresta @agrestasaurus]

@boomer_kid @A_J_Waters @boomer_kid I wouldn’t try to police how you peed even if you _were_ spraying down the walls. I’d just ask what you were spelling and did you prefer to borrow a pen or my camera so you didn’t forget the idea?

Hells, I sit down to pee just ‘cause I want some alone time or a joke.