Andrew Grice

the man that says he can and the man that says he cant are both usually right

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Chill dawg.

I just.... can’t even

This is

perfect....

[CFB Bets @CFB_Bets]

One of the most underrated sports movies of all time

[Mike Glenn @mrglenn]

There’s a weird “children of the corn” type kid in my apartment complex who continuously rides his scooter around the same bush in front of my building. If you come out, he stops and stares at you.

So if I’m ever set ablaze and pushed down a flight of stairs. He did it.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Vancouver: $5,000 to anyone who returns this bear to Mara. Zero questions asked. I think we all need this bear to come home.

[TheBlaze @theblaze]

Joe Rogan is leaving Los Angeles and moving to Texas because there's more freedom there https://t.co/UpiFZucqms

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

i have an intern joke and it... nevermind.

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

But remember: it’s still too dangerous to go to school or church

[Andrew Grice @agrice5]

It would be so sick if my phone actually acted like it had the service quality it says. 4 bars LTE and takes 15 minutes to load a picture AWESOME @Verizon

[Ari Wasserman @AriWasserman]

College football is the best sport in the world because regular season games are as intense as playoff games.

[Kyle Umlang @kyleumlang]

Texas A&M is absolutely terrified of losing to Texas again. Send tweet

[Tampa Bay Rays @RaysBaseball]

Today is Opening Day, which means it's a great day to arrest the killers of Breonna Taylor

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer issued an Executive Order which cut $115 million from the Michigan State Police budget.

This will only end in pain and suffering — all preventable.

As soon as the crime wave hits the suberbs, there will be a huge red wave.
https://t.co/ky5T6k2RYv

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

With the Pac-12 and Big Ten canceling non-conference games, CFB fans won't get to see these matchups.

[zach. @zachhicks7]

If you don't like that I'm not wearing a mask then stay away from me 😂😂 bunch of babies

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

Anyone who has ever eaten a cheese sandwich is complicit in cow rape.

[Kyle Kashuv @KyleKashuv]

Dems: “jUsT CaLL tHe PoLiCe”

Also Dems: “DeFuNd ThE pOLiCe”