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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Scotsman in Geneva/London 🙋🏻‍♂️ Gillette Europe Brand Manager🪒 Lover of good 🎵& 🎭

[Carl Woodward @mrcarl_woodward]

Preparing to harvest kidneys in advance for tickets to Sunday in the Park with George starring Jonathan Bailey and Ariana Grande. Thoughts and prayers.

[AG @agrindlay]

@simon_reeve @BBCiPlayer Shooting (no one hurt) in central Stockholm last night, happened as your show was on air .. scary!

https://t.co/solIptBFB5 Larm om skjutning i centrala Stockholm

[AG @agrindlay]

@1PercentClubITV Answer also could have been Boxing Day! Please update to confirm! Thanks

[AG @agrindlay]

@RealAndySnowden Completely agree!

[AG @agrindlay]

@mrcarl_woodward So unbelievably sad, feel even more lucky to have seen this performance now, what a talent!

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

THEIR FACES I CANNOT #OpeningCeremony

[Brian Butterfield @MrBButterfield]

My first day working as a consultant at Microsoft! All going extremely well apart from tripping over a cable. 99% sure I plugged it back in the right socket.

[Mr. Shaz @Wh_So_Serious]

Nature's symphony painted the skies tonight!

Witnessed the strongest aurora in two decades from Switzerland's Jungfraujoch.

A breathtaking reminder of the magic in our universe.

#Aurora #Auroraborealis #Nothernlights
#Jungfraujoch #Switzerland

[Ashley Beauchamp @ashbeauchamp]

Parcel delivery firm DPD have replaced their customer service chat with an AI robot thing. It’s utterly useless at answering any queries, and when asked, it happily produced a poem about how terrible they are as a company. It also swore at me. 😂

[AG @agrindlay]

@fayecruickshank Pahahahahahahah

[Kirstie Allsopp @KirstieMAllsopp]

❗️PLEASE read this and WARN others.
Last night one of our boys was outside a club booking a cab, another lad chatted to him, suddenly his phone was swiped, he chased after the thief but the chatty lad & 1 other surrounded him & prevented him catching up with the thief #thread

[michael greco @MichaelGreco2]

Well. Kind of you to ask, but I’m pissed off that this weather is so shit and it’s June. My back is killing me. I have a 2 year old that constantly hides the remote control. My missus snores like a bastard. We have 2 months of Love Island bs to avoid like the plague. I’m probably gonna need another root canal and to top it all off, my hair is getting greyer by the day. Other than that I think I’m good hun. Thanks for asking.

[Hats fan account @bluenilehatsfan]

Eurovision has sent this city round the bend. Why is there a DJ at the Co-Op on Lark Lane lol

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Sheridan Smith has announced she'll be playing Gary Lineker in a new six part drama for ITV

[Decent Patter @decentpatter]

Oh a like yer wee fairy on yer tree

[DEɅN JOHNSON @deanjohnsonuk]

Didn’t even know she was dating Chris Moyles