Alex

You don't need to know what i look like.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

ONCE AGAIN MY INVESTMENT STRATEGY OF NOT FULLY UNDERSTANDING WHAT THE STOCK MARKET IS HAS ALLOWED ME TO COME OUT ON TOP

[TB4A.com @TheBig4Tweets]

i just want to see the going concern memo prepared by the FTX audit team

[Alex @agrossz28]

I feel bad that people are going to get burned by this, but come on, we have banking regulation for a reason. Literally all of these problems have already been solved, just follow the rules.

[Alex @agrossz28]

I know I'm biased, but the "you trust the banks? lmao" crowd that sent tons of their money to random strangers will always be hilarious.

[Alex @agrossz28]

I don't think there will ever be a time that Dazed and Confused will not make me smile. I haven't listened to Led Zeppelin in a while, and I am sitting in a client's conference room air drumming away. People can definitely see me and I do not care!

[Alex @agrossz28]

Syracuse wins their home opener. I AM READY TO BE HURT AGAIN!!!!!!

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Is it "goblin mode" or do they just have rabies

[Daily Owls @Daily__Owls]

This needs the Chariots of Fire theme tune behind it.
🎬 from wildlife photographer @PeteWalkden1973

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT THE MICROPLASTICS ACCUMULATING IN MY MAJOR ORGANS ARE ALL FROM LUXURY BRANDS THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

YOU are cold. They have fur.
Do not let inside.

[Art History Memes for Aesthetic Fiends @ArtMemeLord]

St George testing the dragon for covid

[A bear @A_single_bear]

I am ready to be seen. From a distance. I am a bear.

[Alex @agrossz28]

Syracuse football is really not good for my health.

[Daily Owls @Daily__Owls]

Im just having a Marilyn Monroe moment.

[A bear @A_single_bear]

When you run into an obstacle, you can often run through it and accidentally break it and then there are people shouting at you and it smells like charred meats and there are marshmallows and a tiny lake but then you have to run because of the shouting and throwing.

I am a bear.

[Alex @agrossz28]

@ezenilm1 That would be disappointing, Team Corvette has had so much success there!

[Alex @agrossz28]

TIL there is a timeline not too far off from this one where Abraham Lincoln dies as part of the Donner party.