Allie

2 glam 2 give a damn.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

I don’t care how many books you’ve read this year

[Allie @agthorpe]

@maygsbenedict This is your chance to go viral

[Allie @agthorpe]

The devil works hard but Taylor swift works harder.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

So we just go to bed now?

[Suavé🌙 @Cairophase]

Y’all did not get bullied for liking anime. Y’all got bullied because u did shit like growl at ppl in class and ninja ran to da lunch room be honest with yourselves plz

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

If you don’t got no giddie up then giddie out my way

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

Looking at your Instagram stories takes less time and money and embarrassment than marrying you. That’s why he’s still watching.

[Taco Bell Stan Account 🇲🇽 @shesbeauty__]

Yes! I hope my husband loves both his jobs!

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

my Uber driver:

me drunk in the backseat:

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I haven’t looked at my bank account in 2 weeks..I honestly just don’t want to know bc i’ve done some damage lately and I know if I look it will hurt my feelings

[kelly @kelllicopter]

people who have their phone on military time: what do you have to prove

[Allie @agthorpe]

@janetgia omg hi jan!

[Allie @agthorpe]

this is my first tweet in over a year so i hope that shows ya something. is instagram fixed yet?

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

woke up at 7:14 am to google how many kinds of beans there are turns out it’s 40,000 will NOT be going back to sleep

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

a very happy world mental health day from my pillbox of antidepressants to yours

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if I ever took the time to calculate how much money I spend on food i would probably have a stroke...which is why i’m never gonna do it lol ignorance is bliss

[Allie @agthorpe]

@VictoriaDambra LA ain't ready for us