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[No Farmers, No Food @NoFarmsNoFoods]

Absolutely. 🥩

[Richard Seiler @richardseiler]

𝘞𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘪𝘴 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦

Jeremy Clarkson has never pretended to be anything other than exactly what he is

Brutally honest. No oil painting. A pot belly, a lifelong smoker, a drinker. Not exactly the modern alpha male or is he?

And somehow that is the whole point

I have watched him for most of my life
First as a motoring journalist who could make you want a car you would never own and never need
Then as something bigger
The loudest, funniest, most unfiltered mouthpiece the ordinary person ever had
A man who said the thing everyone was thinking while the rest of television tiptoed around it

From Top Gear he built something that should not have worked
Three middle aged men, The Stig, a track and a chemistry you cannot manufacture
James May the patient one
Richard Hammond the brave one
And Clarkson the force of nature dragging both of them into chaos and somehow back out again

When it all fell apart at the BBC he could have disappeared
The fracas was not his finest hour and he never pretended it was
He owned it, apologized and carried on
No reinvention, no groveling tour, no carefully managed comeback
He just kept being himself and let the work speak

The move to Amazon and The Grand Tour proved something I think a lot of people missed
The format was never the magic
The men were
You can take three friends out of a studio and drop them anywhere on earth and the loyalty between them travels with them

But it is Clarkson's Farm where the whole picture finally comes into focus

Here is a man with nothing left to prove walking into a field he barely understands and refusing to fake competence he does not have
He has run that farm at break even and then at an outright loss in full public view
No editing it into a success story
No pretending the numbers work when they do not
His farm manager hands him one brutal truth after another and he sits there and takes it

A whole season swallowed by drought even after he leaned into robotics and the most advanced farming money could buy
Technology was supposed to be the answer and the weather did not care
He showed that too
Most people would have cut it

And through all of it he has done something quietly remarkable
He has dragged the plight of the British farmer into the light
The paperwork, the council, the margins that vanish, the weather that ruins a year of work in a week
People who had never thought about where their food comes from suddenly cared because he made them care

And then there is the part nobody warned me about
Men who raise animals for meat and still love them
Who name them, worry about them, sit with them
Who treat them with respect and dignity right up to the moment they cannot keep them
And feel the full weight of sending them off

He does not hide that
He lets the camera sit in the discomfort of it
The grief of a man who knows the deal he made and still finds it hard

That is not weakness
That is honesty most people are far too afraid to show

We live in an age that rewards the polished, the curated, the carefully built personal brand
And here is a scruffy, swearing, chain smoking farmer who has done the opposite of all of it and won
He stayed exactly who he was while the world begged him to become a product

That is the whole secret
There is no act
There never was

And that is exactly why we keep watching

Praying for a full recovery mate, looking forward to another season of Clarkson's Farms!

[Rossi @RKH4658]

My car insurance is currently with @Churchill my current policy was £301.

My renewal is £333 despite 10 years no claim discount. I call up and they offer me £307.

A quick comparison check, £272 with who?? Oh yes @Churchill but they won’t do it on the phone!

Scam

[Benonwine @benonwine]

I think I speak for a lot of people when I say this.

For years, Sunday nights meant Top Gear. We’d sit down at 8pm and watch Jeremy Clarkson, Richard Hammond and James May do what they did best.

Now, through Clarkson’s Farm, Jeremy has introduced a whole new generation to the realities of British farming and earned the respect of millions all over again.

He’s made us laugh, he’s frustrated us, and he’s entertained us for decades.

Get well soon, Jezza.

The country is rooting for you. ❤️🇬🇧🙏

[Simon Mellor @4KBacon]

Why is @Argos_Online giving me this crap after making a purchase? WTF!

[Glengarry Glen Coco @watisknownas]

Hey @OctopusEnergy
Do you encourage your people to park like this?

[Clean Up Britain @cleanupbritain]

This is what our motorway network so often looks like. How can an organisation that has such a massive annual budget (£5 BILLION+) undertake such an awful maintenance job...? Please tell us @NationalHways

[MMC @markchristie]

Road safety has lost the plot - treating a speed that would have been perfectly safe and legal even a few years ago as dangerous. We've reduced safe driving to matching a number on a dial to a number on a stick.

[Nicholas Lissack @NicholasLissack]

Hi, @WestMidRailway, I am lodging a formal complaint.

Despite holding a valid ticket, I was forcibly ejected from your train over an inadvertently expired attendant railcard. I immediately offered to buy a replacement on the spot, but your lack of onboard WiFi made it impossible.

Your staff member behaved with outrageous aggression, treated me like a criminal, and removed my bags without permission.

This is typical of modern Britain: fare dodgers roam freely while decent, paying passengers are singled out for disgraceful abuse.

You should be deeply ashamed. Your franchise deserves to be stripped at the first opportunity.

[Lawrence Whittaker @ListerLawrence]

One thing that REALLY gets on my goat is the UK police force buying foreign cars. There are around 40,000 police vehicles on the road and the majority of them are built abroad! That’s approx £1.2bn going off-shore if they’re replaced every 3 years. It’s only a matter of time until we have BYD police cars… If I was in charge of the country the first thing I’d do is mandate that all UK emergency services must buy vehicles built in Britain. 🇬🇧 I mean how obvious is that to help our own economy, job market and above all pride?

[Dr Dr Judith Butler (not the real one) @HellNoItsJudith]

Hi @metpoliceuk I just tried to report a crime in San Diego but your website tells me you can only do London

Please explain?

[eddie mitchell @brightonsnapper]

Danny Dyer filming in #hove a remake of the Iranian Embassy siege 5/5/1980 for @Channel4 more on @brightonargus
https://t.co/RUgE8K0pKz

[AGTSA @AGTSA3]

Seems fantastic - however pricing is ott. Have you through about setting it to €2.99 a year rather than a month for a glorified text yourself?

So far - you’ve not given me a reason to pay €36 a year when I can use WhatsApp for free.

This is how a great idea…dies.

[J.M. Bravo @jmbravo_io]

Stop texting yourself on WhatsApp. It's messy.

Meet JustMe: a private chat interface for your notes, lists, and reminders.

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Just a clean, safe space for your own thoughts. Upgrade your "text yourself" habit 🧠

[AGTSA @AGTSA3]

@brightonsnapper Potholes 😂

[Eric dunn @Ericdun19416783]

Lost this in my garden 10 years ago,

It's still on hold to my GP surgery

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

Genius...

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

MY FUCKING ALARMS D I D N O T GO OFF THIS MORNING AND I AM COMPETELY FUCKED. @apple FUCKING FIX THIS. I MIGHT BE FIRED. I WOKE UP AND THE ALARMS WERE SILENTLY GOING OFF.

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

Bro learned the hard way

[Debs @WindsorDebs]

My iPhone just updated itself. I keep turning this off then get endless messages to update it and an irritating red circle on the screen.

Now this has appeared. Since when is it law to prove your age to use your own phone????

Way beyond your remit now @GOVUK

[AGTSA @AGTSA3]

@yourcroydon Why not automatically refund? You really want that money in any way possible