Simon Mellor

West Yorkshire. If all else fails, bacon sandwiches!!

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Why is @Argos_Online giving me this crap after making a purchase? WTF!

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I can already see that the BBC are going to riddle their live World Cup games with constant begging about the TV license. Rip up the archaic model and stand on your own two feet.

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@Sjopinion10 VPN servers in Singapore going to be overloaded 😂

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Just switched on BGT for the first time, then immediately realised the reason why I don’t watch it. Apparently, he’s a comedian 💤💤💤🤯 #bgt

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@ukhomeoffice Why is the stat always from 2024, why can’t you provide more recent stats? 🤯

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@SkyNews I hope offgem are not leaving any stone unturned, I want to be confident they’re doing everything they can keep the price down.

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@MENnewsdesk

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@pcpro on tour in the Mediterranean on the stunning Sun Princess 🛳️🍺☀️

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@GBPolitcs @Telegraph The rest of the world can pump out all they want and a tiny set of islands in the Atlantic Ocean will pay for everything. Milliband is dangerous.

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@PrincessCruises hey guys, do you know what time we can leave the ship with our luggage on arrival at Civitavecchia? We have a 9:30am transfer from the port to Rome 😀

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3 coaches, cheers @northernassist 😬

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I hope @MartinSLewis charges Reach PLC £1000 every time they use his name; the clickbait machine they operate are completely obsessed with the bloke. If he doesn’t charge, maybe he should and we can go halves😎

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@sainsburys please charge what the label says and not what you want 😬 White Rose Centre, Leeds.

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@PeterFinchGolf They are ruining the advert by showing the golf! 🤬

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@SkySportsGolf It’s not easy with an advert break every 10 minutes 🙄

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@LeslieNUFC @CourtAnne1225 @MACKER1959 @SkySports Not really; they’ve been up his arse for years even when totally out of contention on a Sunday. The producers need to read the room better.

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@CourtAnne1225 @MACKER1959 For me it’s how far @SkySports crawl up his arse, no other British player gets any air time, it’s only ever Mcilroy.

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@alice_game77056 One for @Memeulous 🤣

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@Griffin3Robert @talkSPORT I said that to myself as soon as I saw this clickbait headline 🙄 appreciate you clicking it

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@PolitlcsUK @grok what could be the source of this outbreak?