aguag

big fan of nazrin & anything touhou
🏳️‍⚧️ she/her

pfp @praetopotato

[aguag @aguagcat]

i like this ...........,

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

So true

[dushii @dushiido]

smokin that nightbug pack

[ashenov @ComradeAshenov]

A few days ago, the wife was telling me that "scientists had used advanced supercomputers to simulate the theoretically prettiest possible girl" and she showed me her phone and it was just a picture of me eating a burger.

[yuri @hanyuri167]

friends to lovers is highkey the healthiest and most romantic trope. to know that someone has loved you platonically before they did romantically is just

[ravens @_R4V3N5_]

is there a way to permanently be under the effects of two beers

[⋆｡❀۪𝑚𝑎𝑖❀۪ ｡⋆ @melaninm_]

For a dry ass phone I be on it alot

[Sulla @spqr_sulla]

Why is this type of photo only taken in the UK

[Air @ayoair]

Yall think this is funny but it’s truly sad. A man could literally be dying and still have enough energy to sexually assault a woman trying to save his life.

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[cabby @cabby]

wtf a bird just flew past my house #WFlaps

[fartqueen6000 @swagmasterx6000]

e sex on the walkie talkie, call that radiohead

[le'on @twobularbells]

⚠️ WARNING! ⚠️ DO NOT TOUCH YOUR PENIS FOR THE NEXT 4 HOURS! EXTREMELY DANGEROUS

[michelle @fluffygirlpaws]

i wish i was a buge doing six seve

[autumn is lesbian 💟 @ambiguousdesire]

absolutely hammered yet still manages to use his platform to speak out like that. makes me feel a shred of national pride 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸

[redrum @griffisu]

apple watch app that detects when your heart stops and auto uploads a photo of half your face half xxxtentacion to all your socials

[er✩stus @EARTHM0VERRR]

My Top 1 Works in Different Mediums

[aguag @aguagcat]

i love my girl friend