agwa

Also at @agwa99.bsky.social MUFC, LUHG, ex-Salford Grammar, former Red Issue scribbler and namedropper. Now live on the Fylde coast.

[agwa @agwa69]

Just signed up to that new fangled bluesky thingy. It feels like leaving a wetherspoons at 11 on a Saturday night and discovering a new micropub round the corner that has Paulaner and Weienstephaner on draught and an entry code that says no cunts. Except me.

[agwa @agwa69]

@hughlaurie @jan_murray That was like watching George Best round a goalkeeper and roll the ball, slowly, into an empty goal. Beautiful and brutal at the same time. 😂

[agwa @agwa69]

Better get his song ready and it's obvious

Ooh, baby, do you know what he's worth?
Ayden Heaven is a king on turf
They say with Heaven the studs come first
Ayden Heaven is a king on turf
Ooh, Heaven is a king on turf..

You're welcome Stretford end. #aydenheaven #belindacarlisle

[agwa @agwa69]

@Lordmuca You're welcome pal. I'll try and see if I can get over to Manchester that day for a beer with you and whoever else is about.

[agwa @agwa69]

@dipsMUFC There have only been 5 episodes of paradise shown so far .. there's three more to come.

[agwa @agwa69]

@Redamy7 It's harder than Eddie van halen made it look.🤣

[agwa @agwa69]

@Redamy7 The NHS also thinks 14 units of alcohol per week is the max that's safe. I think we can all safely ignore the fucking NHS's advice.

They've obviously never seen nurses on a night out.

[agwa @agwa69]

@Redamy7 Burnley v Leeds on sky. You can count the fingers on both sets of fans.

[agwa @agwa69]

@Themanicpatrol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[agwa @agwa69]

😢

[agwa @agwa69]

I had the honour of sitting with him for an hour interviewing him for Red Issue once. An absolute gent as well as a football genius.

https://t.co/DrwwaztKRW

[agwa @agwa69]

@tshirtsunited This aged well. 🤣

[agwa @agwa69]

@Redamy7 Lettuce know if he tried to Caesar for a kiss later. Sorry 😐

[agwa @agwa69]

@Redamy7 My other half endlessly watches YouTube knitting podcasts by all these weird neurotic women, sitting at home talking to camera with hardly anyone watching. Ten minutes of that & I want to throw myself in front of a train.

On the plus side the jumper she knitted me is very warm.

[agwa @agwa69]

😂😂

[Oly @olvrlstr]

Coote should lean into it and call himself Pablo EscoVAR

[agwa @agwa69]

@Bonobobananas69 @NotVinnie16 @Redamy7 @NYP_York

[agwa @agwa69]

Seems plausible.....Elmo does actually look pregnant every time I see him.

[Brent Lee @BrentLeeSDCIC]

Sorry Melania, there's a new First Lady in the wings.

[agwa @agwa69]

Has Marcus Rashford ever won a 50/50 tackle in his career? I don't think he's even won many that were 60/40 in his favour.

[agwa @agwa69]

@nickdillonart Get well soon Nick

[agwa @agwa69]

The Carthorse is back out of the stable.