ah.dhis

Nilotic

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

Why are churches allowed to have outward facing speakers in residential areas?

[Saskay @officialsaskay]

Academics hate to see a creative PowerPoint presentation.

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ✨ @Bigdebs222]

Angry feminist today, tomorrow and forever!

[🦢 @meishato]

"Men lead the family" sounds funny when moms have been running homes without applause forever.

[Deborah Ocheido @d_ocheido]

The world would be a much better place when we start appreciating uniqueness and stop comparison

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @lostshine7]

Me what?

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

“My ex used to cook for me”

Call her then, let her cook for us.😭

[Maria kemunto @mariakemmy]

Niko kadi because of bridget #Tukokadi

[Typical African @Joe__Bassey]

"You don't expect the people who came to invade us to write the truth about us."-Miriam Makeba.

[Reg🪼 @rokisrageroom]

Also, you can’t be screaming wantam then go repost videos talking about how you’d be super corrupt if you were a politician, you are just like those people you claim to hate you simply haven’t gotten the chance to steal from Kenyans as well!😕

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

"Was it really my fault?"
asked the Short Skirt.
"No, it happened with me too,"
replied the Burka.
The diaper in the corner couldn't even speak.

-Darshan Mondkar

[ah.dhis @ah_dhis]

Decluttering my Spotify playlists na ni kama all these white folks that my 19yo self thought she liked, wanaenda home wote

[Bisma Zafar 🩺 @thebismazafar]

There's too much talent trapped in poverty and too much mediocrity funded.

[Kering’ @Nikita_Kering]

Baddie’s day out✨

[Ziya! @ziyaafrica]

Your MP is one of the most powerful people in your life.

[ah.dhis @ah_dhis]

Ancestors wako walivaa even less clothing. Sio uzee, ni ukoloni mamboleo

[Crypto Cartel Yvonne Kagondu @kagondu_yvonne]

Nikona swali na nisigombanishwe.
Hizi nguo GenZ wanavaa, heh?
I'll be walking on the road naona mgongo wazi, shoulders out, tumbo cuts. ei, skin everywhere 🥲. ama ni mimi mzee?

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

My Spotify ‘Liked Songs’ playlist is just a sedimentary rock formation of my mental health over the years

[Bwalya Fundafunda @bwalyaf2]

Butter chicken, chicken tandoori, bbq chicken, chicken curry, masala chicken, chicken fingers, the list goes on, I iust know it’s free relish 🤪

[Bunge La Mayut- Kenya @BungeLaMayut]

Track your MPs performance here.👇
https://t.co/1nBbyDItXs

[Palm Tree 🌴 @6footBarefoot]

A whole president addressing a crowd and casually mentioning how his ex friend.. got a girl pregnant and killed them.
Kenyans!!! I need y'all to be serious because lazma tufagie WOTE!!! WTF!! Why are we allowing this?
#projectfagia