e-manda

i support pedestrian rights. stuck between the toilet and the wall

[Doc 🥇 @backendoc]

how did the kkk never get a rico

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

i have decided in good faith to let my soul fly

[David Bather Woods @dbatherwoods]

New Plato’s cave just dropped https://t.co/iV2cNvFkHD

[Aaron Margolin @Aaron_Margolin]

It’s not just Pikachu! Here’s Wave 1 of our Pokémon Squishmallows!

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

@FuckAndreezus @bwahwtfbwah damn blame me for educating you. hoe on🙂

[The Respectful Liberal @norm_follower]

Haters mad because I can experience childlike wonder

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

swear i was blind before i met you

[Gordon Russell @GordonRussell1]

Always always always read the letters

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

for the first time in my life today i was at a doctors office and completely forgot to mention i was hit by a car. he was staring me dead in the face asking if i ever had a traumatic injury and i said no like 3 times lmfaoo like i don’t have a whole scar staring back at him😭

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

I passed all four of my praxis exams on the first try i’m hype as fuck !!

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

The people of Ecuador have mobilized on a massive scale to protest inflation and America needs to start taking notes

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

i took a class in college about apocalypses and how if any of them were to happen, it all comes from taking control of womens uteruses. try me i can cite my sources

[derecka @dereckapurnell]

If this was about babies, there would be universal healthcare. Free education. Free daycare. Southern states would be doing all they can to drop the Black maternal mortality rate. This is about power and control

[pj @pjayevans]

You should be able to kill someone in Mario Kart

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

@steezyalt ur 23

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

y’all don’t know this bout me but my plants go hard on facebook plant groups

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

i am getting roasted to hell in my facebook plant group cause my monstera seeds aren’t in soil yet….. ok bullies smh these mfers are passionate

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

@KaiaSinclair gemini moon and i would be an eagle

[e-manda @ahaamanda]

what would you do if you got body checked by a seventh grader

[Rude Astrology: The Knowledge No One Else Has. @Rude_Astrology]

Sometimes the biggest Wins in life will come disguised as the most painful Losses. Those silent wins are the little arrows pointing towards your final destination where you’ll feel whole and we don’t celebrate them enough for me.