Alastair Haigh

Climbing out of the bathroom window when opportunity knocked.

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

If you don’t want to wear a mask while flying, choose @KLM. They don’t bother enforcing that rule.

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@HarryJones5276 @rhodri @denialvibes Harrogate? They had the logo down and everything. I think I remember seeing it after the revelations actually!

[Angry Chef @One_Angry_Chef]

A new Angry Chef Blog post. Thought I better write one as I hear everyone has time on their hands. Personally I have been self isolating since 2008.

On viral misinformation, dietary quackery, and the importance of expertise.

https://t.co/ugFHFMLiDF

[Janelle Shane @JanelleCShane]

WHAT HAS OCCURRED CANNOT BE UNDONE

I have trained a neural net on a crowdsourced set of vintage jello-centric recipes

I believe this to possibly be the worst recipe-generating algorithm in existence

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@Coldwar_Steve Raoul

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@GSpellchecker Mushrooms are not plants.

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@JoshuaDummer @AlexWhite1812 “anectodes”

[BBC Archive @BBCArchive]

#OnThisDay 1981: Carry On Thermocoupling: Kenneth Williams was a guest presenter on Tomorrow's World.

[Matthew Perpetua @perpetua]

RIP Vaughan Oliver, one of the greatest album cover designers ever

[Greig Johnson @GreigARJohnson]

Well, I've now been making these for 10 years. Thanks to everyone who's watched. The full compilation's here: https://t.co/jqtdpHRYsx
Please play it to the unsuspecting at a Christmas party. Take care and Merry Christmas. x

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@FurnessGirl @Gary_Bainbridge That’s such a cliché thing to say.

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@_Enanem_ You can’t help but love a children’s programme whose name is a pun on a serious and potentially life-threatening medical condition. ❤️💥👍

[Talking Pictures TV @TalkingPicsTV]

06:00 BOOBY TRAP (1957) *Subtitles Available* drama. An absent minded professor invents a pen that will explode on the sound of bells then leaves it in a taxi. Starring #SydneyTafler and #HarryFowler

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@john_self You could, in fact, say that they had one job.

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@tweetbot @vmalloc Is there any way to get the unread tweets count back? A "mark subsequent tweets unread"- button would be so handy.

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@alanbeattie @DmitryOpines @davidallengreen @JJRP3 @SamuelMarcLowe @asabenn @Lorand_Bartels Just don’t tell @igavels, whatever you do.

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@SummerDHarlow @bendreyfuss And the subtitles, at least for the first episode, were below native-level English for some reason.

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@mutablejoe

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@jon_hill987 @PicPedant @hoaxeye @AmazedByAnimals Don’t they, from time to time, tweet out some shitty marketing links and then later delete them?

[Alastair Haigh @ahaigh9877]

@The4thCircle @aptshadow @FrogCroakley Unless there are several in different locations, it’s in Staithes, an extremely picturesque fishing village on the North Yorkshire coast.