Andy

Father.

[Andy @ahalvor]

my app stack has changed so dramatically in the last 6 months.

[Andy @ahalvor]

@elonmusk @grok @bot thank you!!! 🎉

[Andy @ahalvor]

Nervous 😬

[Andy @ahalvor]

@Teslaconomics Just launched my “homeroom” bot. It logs into our local school district with a parent account and gives me an overview and comprehensive view of daily homework, overdue assignments etc. a killer app for this parent of 4.

[Andy @ahalvor]

Schoology is a lot. Homeroom is a small board for tonight: assignments, activities, pickup from the bell.

You sign into your own parent account. It does not replace the school.

https://t.co/hDE71Hz73F

#grokbot @bot

[Andy @ahalvor]

@mmebovary32680 @HistoryWJacob https://t.co/jLHQX2rgVu

[SpaceX @SpaceX]

Watch Falcon 9 launch the USSF-366 mission from pad 4E in California https://t.co/FFEzeYOds1

[Andy @ahalvor]

@parkerehret 💯

[The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox]

THEO VON: “Was there anybody who was immune to COVID-19?”

DR. MCCULLOUGH: “There’s one adult group. You’re going to laugh.”

[Theo Von listens closely for the reveal]

DR. MCCULLOUGH: “Smokers… They got very mild cases. And they don’t get long COVID.”

THEO VON: “Why?”

MCCULLOUGH: “Because smokers maintain a level of nicotine in the bloodstream… Smoking blocks the spike protein. It’s amazing. I thought smokers were going to go down.”

THEO VON: “Do you think that’s a good idea [to use nicotine patches] on a regular basis?”

DR. MCCULLOUGH: “I think [it’s a good idea] if they have long COVID... Nicotine, don’t forget, is a nootropic. A nootropic is a drug that makes the brain function more effectively... It’s addictive, but it’s not harmful to the human body... Nicotine patches are perfectly safe.”

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

Someone edited THE THREE AMIGOS vs. TOMBSTONE and it fits so perfectly 😂🔥

[Andy @ahalvor]

@GrantRandom it’s fixed. Fremont is a miserable place to live and work. Although at one point during his peak we had @MCHammer as a resident.

[Andy @ahalvor]

@AgChainCowboy Better be fucking cold

[Scarlett Johnson @scarlett4kids]

“I’m lucky I’m from the best country in the world. We have great dentists there too!”🇺🇸🙌🏽

—America’s darling Jack Hughes

[Andy @ahalvor]

@JTSnowSix Wait. You’re in Livermore?

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Inject this directly into my veins!

[Rapid Response 47 @RapidResponse47]

Goosebumps.

GOD BLESS OUR GREAT NAVY AND MARINES!

[Andy @ahalvor]

@cleanwithmike I need this edger.

[Andy @ahalvor]

@DougTenNapel @JackPosobiec This spoke to me.

[Andy @ahalvor]

@fasc1nate This list is not serious. 24.

[Andy @ahalvor]

@TyWMyers Congratulations Ty! It’s a great album. I’ll be bringing my daughter to see you in Sacramento for her first concert in May. See you then!