Adele Pulice

We all have a hunger ✨

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

[• @yducknow]

pov: you're lying in bed and it starts to rain

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

@beans4bfast I have very mixed emotions about this.

[cas @cassierxse]

holy fuck. i just remembered the song young blood by the naked and famous and i feel like an entire era of my life replayed in my brain

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

GUYS There’s TWO RULES at the gym.

1 - Don’t hit on girls.
2 - Don’t work out so close to the dumbbells that people can’t get to them.

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

@KaylynGetwright Woof. That’s dangerous territory.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

She’s not yo ho no mo.

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

I just woke up and realized I am now an MBA. Queue Turn My Swag On by Soulja Boy.

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

@KaylynGetwright Most times, the people requesting a read receipt from me are people I usually ignore. They just need to deal with the fact that they are useless.

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

It is in pardoning, that we are pardoned. ❤️

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

I can’t believe I’m 28 and still writing 12 page papers on the day they are due.

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

Then, I’m gunna dig up Scarn’s dead wife and I’m gunna hump her real good.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I got my DRAGON underwear from @meundies on so you KNOW how I’m watching #GOT this evening. CUE THEME SONG!!!

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Wish I could, but I can't. Well, can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

Finally, a fresh start. ✨

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

I need an entire box of Samoas to make it through this final. No more, no less.

[David Hornsby @HornsByDavid]

Yes, I’m Macaulay Culkin.

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

I will never question my luck again. I should of been in a multiple care pile up on thru way just now. My car should not of been able to stop in time, but it did. The people behind me did not have time to avoid hitting me, but somehow they did. Straight sobbing 😭

[Adele Pulice @ahdaylay]

Gosh, this lady. She is literally always on my side. I no joke cannot even consider having a child because I would not be able to afford child care and maintain my career that will allow me to provide for a child. It’s hands down the biggest dilemma in my life and it isn’t fair.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

When my kids were little, I struggled to find good, reliable, and affordable child care. It felt like an impossible task then – and it still is for many families. That’s why I’m proposing a new plan for #UniversalChildCare.