Kaylyn

just talking to myself

[Kaylyn @beans4bfast]

Absolutely unhinged marketing

[nyx @aaronrrey]

i lost my job chapstick n now my car chapstick is in my work bag n my room chapstick is in my car n everything is just a fucking mess

[Kaylyn @beans4bfast]

Days after seeing Strange Darling and I’m still thinking about that BREAKFAST

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Oh you want to change plans? Do something completely different than the logistics I’ve envisioned & as such cemented in my head? Sure that’s fine. I can be normal about that. Please excuse me for 10 minutes. If you hear screaming it is unrelated

[Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry]

me when my friend is explaining the rules of the board game

[claire rowden @clx1re]

kyle maclachlan you have to stop . you’re too iconic . the girls can’t handle it

[a well drink @amtrakslut]

gauging how sympathetic i am to chickens this week

[tatum @planetgraves]

(Genuinely confused) Yeah I think I got it

[Tristan Cooper @TristanACooper]

sorry i've had this stuck in my head for like a week

[sheeva @sheevasmells]

tomorrow is the 10 year anniversary of “Adele Dazeem” and how you choose to celebrate that says a lot about you as a person!

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

Yoga with Adrienne is what Americans have instead of universal healthcare.

[sean @nenefcknleakes]

not now baby, mommy has realityvontease to run

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

“yeah it was good thanks. quiet one. feels good to get back to some normality if im honest haha”

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

everyone has had a ‘Subway phase’ where you ate Subway sandwiches for like a month straight. that was undiagnosed depression

[Emily Ward @omgitsemilyward]

THIS is my most quoted 30 Rock joke and it doesn’t even come CLOSE

[Ꮍᴀᴇʟ @elle91]

Oh no, I finished all of my little word games for the day and now I have to feel my feelings

[Striggity @35mmPapi]

I know the photographer absolutely lost his shit when Willem hit this. Like he told him “gimme something fire” but he wasn’t prepared for this.