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al gore jacobite | he/him

[Meatfan35 @meatfan35]

Theres something almost erotic about the nude female body

[cait @deliicait]

A normal man announced his divorce in this way and instagram fed it to a bunch of people (including me) I’m dying at the faq slide

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

22 letters of the alphabet were invented in the 7th century BC when someone saw a quick brown fox jump over an equally quick dog and needed to record the incident. 2 centuries later someone witnessed a similar incident involving a lazy dog and the remaining 4 letters were added

[moses hess @moseshessstan]

Antisemites: the Talmud says goys are slaves.

The actual Talmud: is it gay to suck your own dick?

[chonce⁷ manic pixie dream fujo @SuperCupcakez]

this is how everyone in front of you at the pharmacy thinks

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

“are you more of an ass man or a boob man?” actually I condemn the two-party system.

[barstool syria PhD @BarstoolSyria]

Most American place to work: small town police department

British: Lloyd's of London

South African: private security guard

Greek: unemployed

Turkish: ice cream jester

Chinese: drone manufacturer

Norwegian: ethical oil rig

[gare de guerre @garrrish]

someone on the Seattle subreddit asked “what is an expensive but poor quality restaurant I can recommend to an enemy?” and I think thats just a brilliant use of crowdsourcing

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

Obama laying the groundwork to attempt the post-transition third term loophole

[wibb 🌺🏳️‍🌈 @wibbthegoat]

though it never became as popular as "for sale: baby shoes, never worn", hemingway also wrote what he believed to be the *happiest* possible six-word story: "six thousand chicken fajitas, all sizzling"

[Nikita Khrushchev @NikitaKhruskpss]

Tough but fair

[@ratlimit @ratlimit]

Not true if you use Fat D Sans.

[John Wakefield 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @JohnWakefieId]

you just know he was saying this exact same shit to those bisexual goth girls in college, hoping to score

[cory 🐾🗡️ @vooookster]

doing this at a small local gig where im like 3 feet from the vocalists's face

[ᖇYKEᖇ @greuhund]

group projects in college

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

I like thinking about how a fox jumping over a dog could never know that that situation uses every letter of the latin alphabet. It makes me see my most mundane activities differently. Like maybe "the tall man overcooked the basmati rice" is a pangram in the language E.T. speaks

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Something entirely unmentioned in the Western Mass Lesbian Bar article is that the commenter who wrote "i hope your bar gets firebombed" is the "hijab-inspired secular accessorization" person

[rebekah @rebekah_e_s]

transfixed by the tiktok account of this laotian guy with a thick louisiana accent who was recently deported to laos, where he hasn't lived in decades