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32 // 🏳️‍🌈 // workaholic // workoutaholic // I read a lot of books on a stationary bike

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You know you’re gay when you have competing @chacousa and bike shorts tan lines 😬

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It’s been a while yall. But what a fun walk down memory lane when I get TWO emails yesterday from AO3 that #WarriorNun fics were still being worked on. Naturally I jumped right back in 👀

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@lilsunfire @Wendys @tacobell has been doing this too and I hate it

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@lilsunfire The lack of adult competence sometimes is baffling. Like…how did you make it this far in life?

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Christmas cooks even the most prepared parents. And then Pippy decided it sounded like a good day for a birthday as well.

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All I’m saying is that Mariah may have laid claim to the Christmas season but @kellyclarkson said “Hold My ‘Nog” and came in and completely claimed the entire holiday season. Period.

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A couple months ago @BWWings you pick 6 didn’t have an upcharge for the boneless wings, but now all of a sudden they do? $3 per order. We’ll be skipping out for the foreseeable future, huge bummer.

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Sawyers favorite Disney “princess” right now is Moana and I’m hoping she never grows out of that phase because honestly she IS the best one.

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Do we think @TonteriYoung would clock Brooke Kent as anyone…familiar… 🤔
What do you think @ekhwanders ?

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@bea_the_badass @timkaine We feel the betrayal in PA too 🙃

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This was her year. Take it home, Queen.

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Lady Gaga is the most nominated female artist at this year’s #Grammys, with 7 nominations.

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Holy shit I miss this level of respect in politics.

[CSPAN @cspan]

President George W. Bush 2007 State of the Union Address: "Thank you very much. And tonight, I have a high privilege and distinct honor of my own -- as the first President to begin the State of the Union message with these words: Madam Speaker."

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@inthislyf It’s available on kindle if you aren’t able to order it through Amazon for shipping! This one comes out in a few weeks.

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This beauty arrived today 🥲 This friendship has been such an anchor the past few years, incredibly lucky to be able to watch you step (leap) into your greatness @ekhwanders congratulations on all the best things coming your way, thanks for letting me be a part of the journey.

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If we go through this entire cast reveal and there’s not a single NOD TO COVEN I WILL RIOT.

[The AHS Zone @AHSZone]

Angela Bassett revealed that she doesn’t know if she’s playing Marie Laveau or a new character in “American Horror Story” Season 13!

[AH @aheller15]

Our local @tacobell now has AI taking your order and for the love of all things, stop that shit right now. Keep people in this role.

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Y’all truly have no idea how gagged I was by this. Secretly hoping for another Coven crossover. A girl can dream.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Cast for Season 13 of ‘American Horror Story’:

• Ariana Grande
• Sarah Paulson
• Evan Peters
• Angela Bassett
• Kathy Bates
• Emma Roberts
• Billie Lourd
• Gabourey Sidibe
• Leslie Grossman
• Jessica Lange

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@ireallyshouldn @tally_kat1

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No one prepares you for the double edged sword of parenthood that is time passing so quickly, that your kid can now sing along to parts of songs but omg it’s literally the best thing in the world.

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I stopped breathing.

Emma Watson has been my girl crush for over 2 decades. While Britney Spears was my queer awakening, @EmmaWatson was my queer renaissance.

[Emma Watson.vids @EmmaWatsonVid]

Just look at her beauty 💞 Emma Watson really is beautiful, from the inside and out!