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Stand-up comedian & proud mestiza. I just want to find someone who looks at me the way all of my friends’ husbands look at me.

[perfy brown @ahhhlix]

My goal weight? I’d say it’s about 4 carats.

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Trump immediately after getting shot

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[flirting during sex] are you trump’s shooter because you didn’t finish

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I hope someone loves you so well you don’t have to do standup anymore

[Massive Attack @MassiveAttackUK]

#MetGala

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@cadlymack I wasn’t trying to patronize, I was making a social commentary on the ridiculous nature and pomp and circumstance of having an event like the Met Gala during a US-funded genocide while also critiquing the rampant abuse of Ozempic in Hollywood. Didn’t mean to trigger you, Carina!

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@cadlymack Ozempic strikes again! If you think this is bad, wait till you hear what the Israel/US is doing to stop people from breathing in Rafa. THEY SHOULD BE ABLE TO BREATHE. Maybe if we feed Netanyahu enough Ozempic he’ll disappear into thin air, like Kim’s waistline?

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“Kendrick Lamar Drake Beef” sounds like a sandwich from Fat Sal’s

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Biden’s got RFF = resting fascist face

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@PabloRivet7 @muhammadasifat @anthonycabassa Imagine having a hard on for cops. So cringe. Very embarrassing for you.

ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB ACAB #ACAB

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At its core, Friends is a show about the 6 most boring people in New York City

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Oh look it’s Monday again and Boeing is still off the hook for killing a guy

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@ReturnOfKappy MONEY + OZEMPIC

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can we change his name to “P Diddler” now?

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(playing it cool) i just want to be around you all the time

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oh that old thing? that’s my emotional support gravity bong. i made it in the 8th grade and it goes everywhere with me just like your daddy issues

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israel cancelling headphones

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The Academy Award for best acting this year should go to everyone in Hollywood who acts like the ongoing genocide funded by our tax dollars isn’t happening #Oscars

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@MediumSizeMeech Meg Ryan looks great

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@VisionaryVoid @PicturesFoIder Did Capitalism write this? Or do you really just hate when anyone puts the human in humanity?