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[Omaha Scanner @omaha_scanner]

Disturbance: Little Ricky's Rooftop Bar. 148 S 39th St.
Caller to 911 says an intoxicated white male is trying to climb the roof to ride the acrylic horse. Suspect was last seen fleeing on an electric scooter.
#OmahaScanner

[alex @ahiscock6]

My manager to me today: “Hey, unit 311 might need new carpets. Apparently he shit everywhere”
Me: “Her dog? Really?”
My Manager: “No. Her husband….”

[alex @ahiscock6]

Dad: Did you know that people eat more bananas than monkeys?
Me: I mean I guess I could see that.
Dad: Yeah when’s the last time you’ve seen someone eat a monkey?
Me: 👁👄👁

[alex @ahiscock6]

@Hastingsbroncos @bartbear14 Ladies, he’s single.......

[Hastings College Athletics @HastingsBroncos]

Men's Basketball: Hiscock Named CoSIDA Academic All-America Member of the Year
- https://t.co/dD54YPHNul

[alex @ahiscock6]

Where’s my basketball scholarship though?

[Hastings College Athletics @HastingsBroncos]

Men's Basketball: Hiscock and Miller Headline GPAC All-Conference Honors
- https://t.co/cfFLHvg4l2

[Ty @BigPapaBates]

It’s always “wyd” never “what do you want from lululemon?”

[Hastings College Athletics @HastingsBroncos]

MBB: @bartbear14 had yet another impressive night and also eclipsed 1,000 points for his career @HastingsMBB #gobroncos

[Brandie @BrandieSimonsen]

College is basically like this: five girls, one twin bed, sad music, uncontrollable crying for five separate reasons. #livinglarge

[Zendaya @Zendaya]

Team hype yourself up.

[Jenna Denney @JennaDenney]

I’m just gonna say it.
Scooter’s >> Starbucks

[Badger Girls Soccer @GirlsBadger]

@GirlsBadger GK Grace T. converts the penalty to put the Badgers up 6-0.

[Hastings College Athletics @HastingsBroncos]

- New Article - Hiscock Earns CoSIDA 1st Team All-District Honors
- https://t.co/A9zPVrrFi4

[Bobby Larsen @_ASAPBobby]

RT if you’re a Nebraskan who does not want this convention in our state https://t.co/1Gd57kQMmg

[alex @ahiscock6]

Which is better?