Brandie

my puppy is love

[Brandie @BrandieSimonsen]

@shy_maguire @allisonsuesnurr Deal.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Current. Mood. @deadpoolmovie #QuaranTeenageWarhead

[Cameo @BookCameo]

Like many of you, we felt the need to do something to help Australia.

For every RT this gets we’ll donate $0.50 to @WIRES_NSW - the largest wildlife rescue group in Australia.

Let’s help save our koalas and all other wildlife together ♥️ #AustraliaBushfires #CameosForAustralia

[Brandie @BrandieSimonsen]

I skipped hot girl summer, but I am here for sad girl winter.🤘🏼

[Brandie @BrandieSimonsen]

Went to bed at 8 and woke up at 8. Took a two hour nap in the morning and another two hour nap in the afternoon. Turns out I have the sleeping pattern of a 6 month old baby. That’s a win in my book.

[Megan Miller @megandahnmiller]

Went out to eat with my girl @BrandieSimonsen and sat there for two hours just talking and catching up ❤️❤️ When we got up to go pay, someone had already paid for our food. Those are the kind of people that make this world good. Thank you to whoever you are, you made our night🤗

[Brandon Burbach @bburbach1]

Therapist: and what do we say when we’re sad

Me: go mavs 🤘🏻😔

Therapist: no

[Brandie @BrandieSimonsen]

@NicoleSchultz40 Lol I’m literally in Florida too and I’m “ope-ing” up a storm trying to get past people.

[Brandie @BrandieSimonsen]

Sleeping diagonally across a bed and taking up the most amount of room possible simply hits different.

[Brandie @BrandieSimonsen]

I didn’t know how badly I needed this for finals week until it came unexpectedly. Thanks grandma.

[Brandie @BrandieSimonsen]

@ssamshea Please take me with you.

[alex @ahiscock6]

Where’s my basketball scholarship though?

[Nicki (Kirchhoff)Fisher @n_kirchy]

Almost only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes

[Brandie @BrandieSimonsen]

Me whenever I get into bed.

[Brandie @BrandieSimonsen]

It’s Girl Scout cookie season and I am ready to get cookie wasted.