Ahsan Gardezi

Pakistan | Chelsea | Business | Constellation Freak

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@ashoswai This is fake my dear legendary indian military stress machine

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@s_m_marandi @Reuters The fake crown prince writes these captions. Laugh them off

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@elonmusk @Rothmus Go to Mars dude

Earth is boring for you I think

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@najam_ali At the end of the day Najam Bhai opinions are opinions and if you had a property there or anywhere I would never ask the Govt to collect tax just because you haven't developed the patch in a while.

Some inherit stuff doesn't mean they're rich enough to pay a non-deveoplment toll

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@CasualRao Happy birthday

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@everymovieplug Who gave them the ridonculous chains the show doesn't explain it

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@drpezeshkian Masood bro glad to have you here but your trip made our neighbours mad. Pray for them

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@netanyahu Truth and Israel cannot coexist

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@TrumpDailyPosts Dear monkey you're 11 hours behind Iran so CENTCOM is sending you reports on things that have happened already

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@TheBabylonBibi Evil terrorists? Whats a good terrorist? Scratch that. What's a terrorist?

Idiots

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@israelnewspulse Big words for a page naming itself after an imaginary country that kills women and children to prove its right to self-defense

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@itamarbengvir You are a disease and a foreign occupier.

לשרוף בגיהנום

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@SenatorSaleem Saleem Bhai what about 'underseas' Pakistanis?

Weird obsession. But still a habit

Why federation sends everything overseas, then leave underseas years later to live overseas?

No one has the right answer.

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@yoavgallant Between your butt cheeks, right beside the UAE donkey stick up your prostate

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@nadeemhaque He'll take ownership 70 years after reaching barzakh when Pakistan becomes one of the leading Economies of the world.

Sir Musadiq Malik uses same logic.

They can't achieve anything in their own lifetime. That's the true mantra of any successful Pakistani politician.

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@AJENews Just keep Bill Gates 1000miles away from it

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@MiftahIsmail Sir the language is great but it should be crafted at the level your target audience can understand.

Seedha in ko kahain to stop this nonsense and "sudhar jao"

Pyar say samjhana would be easier

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@MahatmaaGanji FBR doesn't classify remote jobs. They're called IT exporters/freelancers.

We can register as a full time remote employee of a foreign company but choose to classify as freelancers to pay minimal tax on income.

P@SHA wants budget to tell apart a freelancer from a remote worker.

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@kschehzad Seeing two competent people standing at opposite extremes of the debate spectrum feels like home.

Whoever is right, this should be a lesson for decision-makers to install competent people in power instead of oldies surviving on vote banks

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@KhaleeqKiani While it's not the right excuse, but IMF Loan Jo kal approve hua wapas krna hay. Govt took easy way out to collect chanda from inflation hit citizens