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[Pari Passu Lover @toonithecreator]

a canon reason I don't try to understand the Psquare dispute is down to not knowing who is who and not being bothered to find out...

[Efrebor 🌈💞 @wickedsous]

Go and sleep mehn

[. @Fimiye]

I hate people who pretend ChatGPT isn’t useful because they want to feel smart 😂

[𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒊𝒆 𝑫𝒆 𝑯𝒂𝒖𝒕𝒆 @_aaronmylove]

I can't believe church women are more concerned about the perpetrator's reputation than the victims.

"Don't give it more publicity"
"If he was your church member"

Are we okay?
Like are we collectively mad?

All the videos and we can't stand against rape/SA?
It is not well o

[Blessing✨❤️ @OmoladeBlessing]

Again, I stand with my opinion that issues of sexual assault should not be settled in the church!

Church should hand it over to the authorities. It's a criminal offence and should be treated as such.

[ms perfect face. @_liljada]

the thing about me is im not an opportunist and i will burn that bridge. idgaf what you can do for me

[spam @catsbelief]

for a girl who loves sleep so much you think i’d go to bed earlier

[ThatPortharcourtBoy aka Nnukwu Nmanwu @ThatPHCBoy]

not going to quote it to further spread it, but this is why many female bosses are very stern cos the disrespect is specific and gendered. how do you think that and then proceed to put it on the internet?

[Jok @jamesxxox]

Most Nigerian men they bring into this show are inherently misogynistic. My goodness. Wtf

[Shina Ashebe @obinrin_mewaa]

The way men are always casual about their misogyny like it’s a normal thing
It’s becoming worrying ngl. Too see man wey get sense now …na by God’s grace.

[brileaux @brileaux]

I never understood “using” men solely for things like vacations/dinners/experiences because doing anything with a man I don’t like sounds like my person version of hell lmao

[Magnifique🇰🇪 @magniffiqque]

It’s funny how men can be given the option to “pause” fatherhood until life gets better, while a woman of the same age is expected to immediately become a mother, provider, feeder, nurturer,and caregiver even when she has nothing. One parent is allowed time to figure things out😅

[Dee?🧸 @notadiaphobic]

Told a Christian man I didn’t want to sleep with him after the first date n here he go huffing n puffing with his cross necklace on

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ🤍 @Bigdebs222]

I pay my tithe because I have a personal conviction from God to pay tithes. Not because somebody stood on an altar and told me to.

If that’s not why you’re paying tithe as a Christian, your foundation is shaky.

[ᴅᴇʙꜱ🤍 @Bigdebs222]

This is why it is good to know God for yourself & not be easily swayed and influenced by different interpretations of the word of God.

[Linette Paille @LinettePaille]

A lot of ya’ll don’t know how to be mean to men, but ya’ll sure know how to be mean to other women.

[໊ @xoeeie]

the gender that is well known for murder, rape, harass and violence against the other gender is now playing the victim.

[Phayolozitsile👑 @Nolu_Nkhosi]

Yes.
You're husband material. They see the father of their kids and head of the home in you. You're not like these loose males, you're... I don't know, you're just ✨️different✨️. They see a future with you and not just a male to pass time with. Take it as a compliment.🥹😍

[Dura🎀 @ms0nigghaz]

I was actually one of the nurses on duty that day, and I can confirm every word. In fact, the moment she walked into the labor ward, we immediately realized this wasn’t going to be like every other delivery we’d spent years training for. We threw away the fetal monitor, the partograph, the blood pressure cuff, the IV cannula, the emergency trolley, and every obstetrics textbook because, as it turns out, all those things were completely unnecessary.

She simply walked to the bed, looked at the baby and said, “Come out.” The baby respectfully complied within minutes. No contractions to monitor, no cervical examinations, no assessment of fetal position, no concern about the size of the baby or the mother’s pelvis. Apparently none of that has ever mattered. We have all been wasting our time.

Immediately after the delivery, the hospital called an emergency meeting. Every obstetrician, midwife, anesthetist and pediatrician was informed that decades of medical training had been based on misinformation. We have now concluded that prolonged labor, obstructed labor, postpartum hemorrhage, shoulder dystocia, eclampsia, emergency C-sections and maternal mortality only happen because women failed to renew their gym memberships.

We’ve also contacted medical schools worldwide to remove Obstetrics & Gynecology from their curriculum. Future doctors will no longer learn about parity, cervical dilation, fetal distress, induction of labor, breech presentation, placenta previa, uterine rupture, or any of those outdated concepts. The only lecture remaining is “Stay Fit and Tell the Baby to Come Out.”

We’ve gone a step further and written to the World Health Organization, ACOG, RCOG and every maternity hospital across the globe to stop wasting resources on labor wards. Apparently the solution to childbirth has been sitting in a gym all along.

On behalf of every doctor, nurse, midwife, researcher, and every woman who has ever experienced a difficult or traumatic labor, we sincerely apologize for not realizing sooner that childbirth is actually a fitness competition. Thank you, sir, for correcting centuries of medical science with one tweet. We are forever indebted to you.

[🌵🦇🏀 @5kipp3x]

I hate when I procrastinate checking up on someone, and they end up checking on me.