this girl brought the most beautiful collie into my work today and i was about to ask if i could pet her and the girl was like "she's weird, okay? she pets people. but you have to ask to be pet first." and i said "...may i be pet" and this dog just. rubbed her face on me
Dan and Phil love a good "ask us anything and we're forced to answer, but in no way do we promise that our answer will be satisfactory or even about the question you asked, but this asterisk is quite of a handful, so we just helplfully shortened it to 'ask us anything' for you"
This
And to add onto it, stop using “narcissist” “sociopath” “psychopath” and “borderline” to refer to abusive and/or unhinged people who are not diagnosed with the disorder you’re using as an insult.
Cluster B’s don’t deserve the stigma just like Schizophrenics don’t.