gourmet cowboy

probably angry

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

POV: you’re a spider on the floor of the practice space

[undecided voter @eyeballslicer]

because we’re here on earth to fart around

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

@Wonder_Bread17 i just saw this but I’m proud of you two 💕

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

@hadleyschro you’re so right for this one

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

@Wonder_Bread17 @BevsNotGuilty i wanna be this guy when i grow up

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

i need to know what the rest of this review says

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

@hadleyschro heartheartheartheart

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

i should caveat this by saying most bartenders want to help you get a drink you like. it’s no problem if you don’t know what you want but you gotta give me a little more info. we just met, i don’t know what you like. please help me out just a little

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

idk who needs to hear this but please don’t ask your bartender “what do you guys have?”. this is a bar. i have drinks. what do you want?

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

another year has passed and my love grows deeper and deeper for you every single day. i love you more than anything, thank you for sharing your life with me and letting me share mine, happy birthday :)

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

thank you for loving my crusty ass <3 i love you

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

there’s three people standing next to me at this concert and this goes out to you: i understand that being in a relationship rules but you really do not need to be making out during the opener

to the third wheel: real sorry about your friends do u wanna hang w me and hadley?

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

these are the only photos of me that matter. i love you

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

why is my ig explore page full of flair bartending i Do Not want to see any of that

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

@hadleyschro bartending is cool but the only people that like you are gold diggers ☹️

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

bartending is cool because if you just tell someone you think their shirt is cool they will give you 20 dollars and that’s rad

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

@Wonder_Bread17 LETS GOOOOOO

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

@hadleyschro they’ve been sitting for 2 and a half whole hours be nice to them

[gourmet cowboy @aidancelner]

@hadleyschro this is so painfully accurate