Aiden Brill

[Aiden Brill @aiden_brill14]

@billyisfootball Bill we’re cooked man

[Brady Quinn @Brady_Quinn]

So folks at @espn are upset ND isn’t playing in a bowl game after weeks of folks politicking against the lack of conference affiliation, using them as a pawn for their CFB playoff selection show, having the ACC network play the UM/ND game on repeat for 48 hours during Conf Champ week BUT now it’s a bad look they don’t want to serve ESPN’s best interest by playing in an exhibition bowl game? Got it.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

It is ridiculous that JMU and Tulane are in the College Football Playoffs ... and Notre Dame and Texas and Vanderbilt are not. This shouldn't be about "everybody gets a chance." This should be about THE BEST 12 TEAMS IN AMERICA. Come on.

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

Lane Kiffin has been the coach of the Raiders, USC, THREE SEC schools and hasn’t won anything of significance

[John "Big Jim" McGuyver, M.D. @bigjohnmcguyver]

Not even noon yet and I just pulled trig in the bathroom at family thanksgiving.

Whoever started Blackout Wednesdays shame on you. Hangover couldn't fall on a worse day

[The Philly Special @thePHIspecial]

Update: this is insane

The Eagles defense has only allowed 9 passing touchdowns (best in the league).

Meanwhile, opposing QBs are completing just 56.6% of passes (best in the NFL).

Which gets even crazier when you see the list of QBs they've faced - Patrick Mahomes, Matthew Stafford, Baker Mayfield, Jared Goff, Dak Prescott, and Jordan Love to name a few...

[Transfer Portal @NCAAPortal]

Penn St makes a career out of living in the top 10 without ever beating anyone in the top 10

[C3 @C_3C_3]

Ilhan Omar’s net worth…

2020: -$65K
2021: $65K
2022: $115K
2023: $205K
2024: $30 million

What a scam.

[MLB @MLB]

The @Phillies are kings of the NL East for a second straight year! 👑 #CLINCHED

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

With the Seattle Mariners win today, the Atlanta Braves have been eliminated from NL East Contention!

[Aiden Brill @aiden_brill14]

@shortbus__ I actually can’t stop laughing

[Aiden Brill @aiden_brill14]

@shortbus__ I got recognized at the bar last night for replying to your tweets

[Aiden Brill @aiden_brill14]

@shortbus__ “Hi, can I have a strawberry iced labubutte”

[Zach Feldman @ZachFeldman3]

Imagine the Big 10 map commercial on that bad boy

[Nabeel @Moneymamba]

Too excited to sleep when I know this is waiting for me

[Clothes-Minded Individual @NBABabySecret]

The business I stood on was operating at a loss

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

IPAs really hit the spot when you’re in the mood to drink a pine cone

[ClipRadar @clipRadarr]

CNN said the world is $217 trillion dollars in debt... who tf we owe? The Decepticons?

[dilly @2dilly2dally]

Beer should be free if you’re sad