Spaffers Magee

[sully @LeSuIIy]

I know we joke but he might actually have a mental illness

[Minnesota Sports Fan @HendrickD82]

As a GOALSCORER Haaland has the edge over Suarez.

As a FOOTBALLER Suarez was miles better than Haaland.

As a GOALSCORER Salah is miles clear of Hazard.

As a FOOTBALLER Salah is better than Hazard.

Christ I hate international breaks.

[Richard Keys @richardajkeys]

What don’t you understand? He was correctly booked. It’s simple. He let himself and his team down. 🤷‍♂️

[C @c_l247]

Why does he look like Bill Clinton

[Spaffers Magee @aidzo88]

Outcome. Parful. The goat.

[Spaffers Magee @aidzo88]

There are 7 elements in this dish so please excuse me if I am unresponsive.

Outcome will be parful x

[Spaffers Magee @aidzo88]

I haven’t tweeted in ages. But I can absolutely tell you that my absolute favourite night is cooking up a storm, listening to Queen and supping on red wine.

[Spaffers Magee @aidzo88]

@arush_sawhny @FredyTheRed @FA_PGMOL Mans never balled

[Spaffers Magee @aidzo88]

@Mikarito115 @FredyTheRed @FA_PGMOL Not with Noel 😂😂😂
Absolutely hectic to think we had refs at lunchtime football hahaha

[Spaffers Magee @aidzo88]

@elonmusk Such a gimp

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Still never seen United win a game live man, I’m tired of this shit 💔

[cumweiser @cumweiser]

*guy doing a wine tasting with a zyn in*
"yeah this one kinda tastes like spearmint"

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

The electrician they sent is wearing waist-high pants.

[Nathan Tucker @SportWatcherPRO]

Every now and then you see a video that reminds you why you stare at your phone for hours a day

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

How I look approaching a stray cat

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

😭😭😭😭😭

[big pale tone 🤌 🍝 @BigPaleTone]

Can’t believe this is how he is selling people on the idea of a woman president. Smh.