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por la anecdota - ✌️ -

[SC Ψ @soficanova]

Dios cuantos años tengo yo la puta que me recontra re parioooo

[So💚 @aifosroc]

@AgustinaLocke Y q pensamos de la AMIGA ????

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

The smartphone really revolutionized the waiting room. Oh I get 20 minutes to look at my phone? Don’t mind if I do. The only problem is sometimes when I’m looking at my phone at home my home starts to feel like a waiting room and I realize it is and I’m just waiting to die

[TurbinaMarge @turbinamarge_]

mis dos personalidades

[Stella Maris Closas 🏳️‍🌈 @SoyGermancito]

y ahora vamos a olvidar la destrucción de la economía y la pérdida de soberanía nacional con una nueva temporada de master chef celebrity

[Lorena @Lualvarez]

Se paga internet para estas cosas.
Y sino que lo demuestren.

[🛸 @tufthug]

being a baby must be scary,imagine sleeping at home & you wake up at TJ maxx

[🛸 @tufthug]

i don't get enough credit for acting far less crazy than I actually am

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

something very chic about crying while driving….have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash….other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over….

[lily @hondacrvthe3rd]

told my psychiatrist my antidepressants were making me unfunny and he said, “there are more important things” and i kind of disagree :/

[Sofi @sofiagrciiia]

El verdadero glow up es superar el delirio de persecución y aceptar que literalmente a nadie le importas tanto como crees

[valentina @rromantisismica]

imagínate salir con un tipo al que le molesta que fumes y que no te pueda dedicar esta canción