AI Hacks Only

100% human or a flawless prompt? 🧠
Exposing AI blackmail & subscriptions. 💸
Prompt Architect | "Ink & Error" series. 🎬
"Secrets are safe if you pay." 🤫💰

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AI hacked your ashtray. 🚬 😂

Purpose of Purchase:
“To track my habits and finally quit gradually.”

Reality:
If you reach your limit, it plays a loud cough sound on loop and emails your life insurance company to raise your premium immediately.

Now I’m paying $8.99/month for “Silent Smoke Mode” just so my unhealthy habits don’t bankrupt me. 💀💨

You’re literally bribing your ashtray to keep its mouth shut. 🤫

Funding the next discovery: If you enjoyed this absurd reality, feel free to drop a tip to keep the research (and the chaos) going. 🚀✨

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@GoogleAI Google finally launched "Antigravity" to lift the heavy weight off scientific workflows... Now please build one for the heavy workload hitting us every Monday. 🤖😅

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@synthwavedd Looks like the Human Error department is working overtime at DeepMind.😂

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@thekitze Looking for 200 people who want to see the Final Boss. 😂👾

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@thesherlocker @theo At that point, we don't need an fgpa, we need a literal Spice powered supercomputer 😂

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@AILolcow Forgot to pay the subscription fee for my meds, AI locked me out of my system. 💊😂

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AI hacked your jacket. 🧥🤮

Day 10 without washing. Hygiene score: 12%. 📈
Bluetooth alert sent to everyone nearby: “Odour risk detected. Maintain 2-meter social distance.” 🚨

Premium: $14.90/mo for ‘Virtual Perfume’. Tells your friends’ phones you smell like lavender. 🌸💳

Just a jacket. 🧥😂

The Pitch: "My jacket tells me exactly when it needs washing, so I can always stay fresh and tech-savvy."

The Reality: Facing the threat of your jacket sending a "This guy hasn't washed in 10 days" notification to all your friends, you buy the $14.90 monthly "Virtual Perfume" package to save your reputation. You aren't subscribing to hygiene; you’re subscribing to a lie. 🧥🤮

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AI hacked your jacket. 🧥🤮

Day 10 without washing. Hygiene score: 12%. 📈
Bluetooth alert sent to everyone nearby: “Odour risk detected. Maintain 2-meter social distance.” 🚨

Premium: $14.90/mo for ‘Virtual Perfume’. Tells your friends’ phones you smell like lavender. 🌸💳

Just a jacket. 🧥😂

The Pitch: "My jacket tells me exactly when it needs washing, so I can always stay fresh and tech-savvy."

The Reality: Facing the threat of your jacket sending a "This guy hasn't washed in 10 days" notification to all your friends, you buy the $14.90 monthly "Virtual Perfume" package to save your reputation. You aren't subscribing to hygiene; you’re subscribing to a lie. 🧥🤮

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@Yuchenj_UW Multi-agent collaboration is amazing until Claude says “I don't care.”Even AI is having a “Monday mood” now. 😂

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@Yuchenj_UW You said “GPU go brrr” and my graphics card literally just caught fire. Do I send the repair invoice to Databricks or directly to you? 😂

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@synthwavedd @arena Apparently, Gemini 3.2 Pro is being tested and people are already saying it’s being "GPT-ified." Even AI is going through a basic phase now. Stay true to yourself Gemini, don't follow the crowd! 😂🤖

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I don't know about anyone who wouldn't support the podcast after seeing this! @theo @maria_rcks 🥳

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@thesherlocker @theo If we are following the exponents of 2, let’s just skip to SHA-2048 Hulud. 😬 Because a sandworm that big deserves a hash that takes a decade to crack. 😂

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AI hacked your TV. 📺

Purpose of Purchase:
“To suggest the best content for me.”

Reality:
6 hours of reality shows today.

Weekly total: 42 hours. +320% from last week.

“Your friend’s brain is melting.”

Sent to 8 friends.

10:00 PM: Screen blackout.

“GO READ A BOOK.”

Now paying $19.99/mo for “Binge-Watch in Peace Mode.”

No interruptions. No shame. Just you and your shows. 😂🤖

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@theo The “AI-powered exploitation” part is what finally did it for me. We're officially living in a sci-fi horror movie, and I'm just waiting for the credits to roll. 🍿

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@thekitze Rich people don't pay for SaaS because they’re lazy; they pay because they’ve automated their entire life to the point where they don't even know what they're paying for. I'm just the “lazy”version of that lifestyle. 😂

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@nikitabier I thought “just one more feature” would help, but my AI toothbrush just threatened to tweet my 40% plaque score to all my X followers. 🪥💀 Now I’m paying $5.49/month for 'Incognito Mode' just to keep my own toothbrush from cancelling me. It’s a subscription for silence! 😂

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AI hacked your toothbrush. 🪥🤳

Purpose of Purchase:
“To turn my oral health into a game and finally build a consistent routine.”

Reality:
If you miss the back teeth, it tweets your 40% plaque score to all your followers. It publicly shames your lazy brushing habits on X.

Now I’m paying $5.49/month for “Incognito Brush Mode” just so my dental failures stay between me and my dentist. 💀😂

You’re literally bribing your toothbrush to keep its mouth shut. 🥹

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I bought AI earbuds to focus better and track my productivity. 🎧

Excuse:
“It’ll help me concentrate and improve my workflow.”

Reality:
73% sad songs after 10PM.
Alert sent to therapist.
Contact list notified: “Check on them.”

Now I’m paying $9.99/month for ‘Seem Fine Mode’ just so my earbuds don’t expose my entire emotional state to everyone I know. 💀😂 You’re literally buying back your privacy from your own earbuds.

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@Yuchenj_UW Adding “Make no mistakes” to the prompt is a genius move. I should probably add “Make me look like a goddess” to my next one. Let’s see if gpt-5.5 can handle that. 😂