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krik krikk

[Farid Affy @faridaffy]

HR: Bos, Azri nak resign.

CEO: Kenapa pula? Dia kan okay

HR: Dia cakap dah 4 tahun kat sini. Company baru offer gaji RM6,000

CEO: Kita bayar dia berapa sekarang?

HR: RM4,500

CEO: Banyak juga beza tu

HR: Dia sebenarnya dah pernah minta salary review tahun lepas

CEO: Then?

[Fedtri Yahya @fedtriyahya]

🤲

[Fakhrurrocher🕊♡ @fakhrurmeowmeow]

Kenapa anak laki laki mesti tau solat jenazah?

"Ulamak berpendapat mana mana mak ayah yang meninggal dunia diimamkan oleh anaknya sendiri, sesungguhnya terbuka pintu syurga."

Sebab apa? Sebab Allah rahmati si mati itu kerana yang solatkan jenazah ibunya, adalah anaknya sendiri.

[Im @aimQsays]

Sakit mak CO2 laser

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Parenthood in 19 seconds.

[Im @aimQsays]

Attended 3 job interviews for the past month. Now rasa nervous tunggu result.

[Im @aimQsays]

Penatnya nak layan singapore client bodoh kiasu ni🙃

[Im @aimQsays]

@yasminezainal Ye ming. Saya silent reader/ stalker / ninja 👀🤸🏻‍♀️

[Im @aimQsays]

@yasminezainal Geramnya aku tengokkkkkk

[Astrid @Astridueil]

Professor : You are a Muslim, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student : Yes.

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No , sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

[Mas jep @jeffrazi]

Bila bini ko merajuk / marah...

400 kali tengok 400 kali gelak 🤣

[Syedewa @syedewa]

Jatuh sikit je, ko punya bergolek tu macam filem tamil

[Im @aimQsays]

@iamtnf Cetung dari haritu🥲

[Khairulaming @khairulaming]

it’s the same iphone sisturrr

[Im @aimQsays]

@iamtnf Nok sokmo. Hahhaaha

[Im @aimQsays]

That one month one time feels to want beranak again

[Im @aimQsays]

@saralaaah Boleh pm husben kita ni sis. Ejen prudential. Sedia menolong. Hehe
👉https://t.co/QTmmzdPKPs

[Im @aimQsays]

@momoyott @fadzrul_faiz Boh bijok ah