gaimee

chaotic neurotic and too prone to getting sick // portland comic in disguise as sensitive ranting baby on twitter // queer 27 yo thinking about Taylor Swift

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

if I ever become one of those ppl who post their workouts on instagram with hype music and a vague inspirational quote, I want you to forcibly guillotine me

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

@hankgreen i saw this very cute video and thought of you telling the baby “don’t eat grass!!” It was nice pause in the dread today https://t.co/xw6OlvC6Sa #piples (feels like the time)

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

Throw the whole fucking country out

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

@AprilMaybeNot genuinely sickening (but that could also be the cupcakes I’ve been downing)

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

Uh oh I forgot how hot Jacob Soboroff is

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

Folks having a real normal time on twitter dot com here huh?

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Excuse me gonna go run through a brick wall now

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

I may not have been able to go to The Eras Tour but John Green is having a great time with his daughter and that makes me feel better

(The rest of you who I know who went to one or more I have a dollop of hatred & envy in my heart for you)

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

🚨 my pizzamas order arrived and this is my fav item of all the years i think 👏 @DFTBArecords @johngreen @hankgreen

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

Bag secured

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

This is mostly for @dftbaRachel thanks @hankgreen for putting up with me being unbearably awkward I am going to go think about it for a while

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

got so emo as I walked in and could hear hank and all the laughs I didn’t think I would make it bc my show was so far away but I am… emo

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

@hankgreen crushin with some peak Montana material he’s so good you guys riffin so hard with the crowd I’m 🫡🫡🥹🥹

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

By this time tomorrow I will have said “oh hi Hank I’m Aimee from Twitter and also comedy and also I really love delete this and also I am wearing a shirt with your brother’s face on it isn’t that fun?” 🤠🆒

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

@hankgreen Bummed to miss the Rich Hall show bc I’m on a 7 o clock elsewhere that night (a brewery as I am a slightly less big deal than you) but gonna catch ya as the monologist at the late show!! Hope to say hi then!! I also have a show on Saturday at 8 at the theater!

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

UM ALERT HUGE ALERT @hankgreen and I on the same comedy festival nbd nbd (huge deal for me personally)

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

Me watching hank do statistics, not understanding a damn thing he says

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

Also hi Twitter miss you guys I have a dog now his name is Toby (full name Toblerone Butch)

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

John said “god I’m so bad at YouTube” and Toby literally huffed in frustration and disbelief @sportswithjohn @hankgreen

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

oh my god she’s so fucking cute when she knows she’s about to FUCK US UP with another mashup look at her smile as she’s getting ready to switch to getaway car I’m SOBBING

[The Eras Tour @tswifterastour]

🚨| Taylor Swift performing a mashup of "The Bolter" and "Getaway Car" at today's show! #EdinburghTSTheErasTour

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT @johngreen ‘s influence has never been stronger

[gaimee @aimeeintweets]

@johngreen Me doing the math to figure out if I can afford to go this because I very much would like to!!