theo

[The CEO Guy @The_ceo_guy]

@guideforlovers My wife was invited on a girls trip, she said "no" and never even asked me. She just felt dressing up and going out drinking/dancing away from your husband is not right.

She said, "I don't want to do single things, I want to do married things with you" and shrugged.

Keeper.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Woman flexes her wedding ring to her friends after she ignored their advice not to cook, do laundry, or pay for dates for her man 💍💯

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Sam Hyde Show: This is You

[Mike Majlak @mikemajlak]

quick blurb for my anxiety friends. other people can skip. i remember years ago after i got clean, i would have to find out exactly when my friends would be getting somewhere cuz i couldn’t be by myself in public. i would get the worst anxiety and my thoughts would devour me. i looked at that resistance i felt being alone in public as the CAUSE of my anxiety, until i realized it was actually the CURE. like all other things, go into the fire. walk alone. ride a bike alone. eventually you will find yourself able to eat alone. show up to events alone. exposure is the answer. just take the first steps and it gets better.

[theo @aimwitgat]

@Jayecane YES

[theo @aimwitgat]

@MarvelRivals Why can't I login to the game? @MarvelSupport @MarvelRivals

[michael @paik_michael]

crazy that the God of the universe is on your side at all times and you don't think you can achieve your absolutely microscopic dust sized goals because the devil is whispering laughable deceit into your ears to make you feel alone, small, insecure, and insufficient

[Funny Family Guy Clips @jizz_sniper]

Taking at a shit at work past 4 PM is equivalent to a QB kneel. Just running out the clock

[My Mixtapez @mymixtapez]

Teen reacts to receiving his first paycheck from McDonald's 👏🏽💯

“Let’s take it to the bank then”

[theo @aimwitgat]

@0x_Bigglesworth @0xMerp ekkovision, far cheaper and is literally the same product. like 100-200 servings (can do flavored aswell) for i think $15ish dollars compared to the GNC and Walmart brands that sell it for $25-35 for like 30-50 servings

[theo @aimwitgat]

@FightStation_ what in the clash of Teletubby titans is happening here

[theo @aimwitgat]

@IAmKhadgarsBtch @kuroirosepetals @damitazay retard

[theo @aimwitgat]

@therealmrcrypto @dillondanis looks like an old dog

[theo @aimwitgat]

@Jollztv gay

[theo @aimwitgat]

@hm52nx49j4 @mhp_guy @kmmccauley waivers would solve this wouldn’t it?

[theo @aimwitgat]

@Footy__1 @Cesar209_ @Carlin6r6 @MMAThanos i agree with champ only, or have 2 different versions with 1 for champ and 1 for challenger.

[theo @aimwitgat]

@alexxsedlak soon.

[theo @aimwitgat]

@50taruns @twineaustin3355 estrogenic chub boy pajeet ain’t stopping anyone from leaving 🤣 Only thing you could ever gatekeep was a discord server… peter bot could rob you’re crib and you’d be helpless belly boy ✊🏿🤐🧼

[theo @aimwitgat]

@50taruns you’ve always been a weird pajeet whiny bitch