Ænslee🫂

twitter IS a rat hole

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

I would like to walk down the aisle in my wedding when I get married to the wedding processional version of Maria from the sound of music

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

What is even the point of working at a fire department if none of the firefighters are hot

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

Emailing any person with a Dr. prefix

[Maria @mlstrat]

at my big age i should know better than to ask a man two questions in an email when i need both of them answered

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

It would be a dream of mine to make out in the parking lot of city market at 12:30 am

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

If there's one thing this I love it's making people watch my favorite funny movies that no one else thinks is funny

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

What happened to John pork

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

Joaquin phoenix in joker looks like if Phil from modern family did heroin

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

Me when I moved back to Burlington and had no friends

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

The only thing in my purse rn is my phone and my pepper spray 😼

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

Everytime I hear heaven or las vegas it's like I'm listening to it for the first time

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

Calories from mayonnaise don't count and that's just science

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

People who don't like feet need to get a grip

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

My dad is giving me a play by play of his wordle strategy (I stopped listening two minutes ago)

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

My bra smells like formaldehyde 😑

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

It’s so crazy to just munch on some bubblegum if you’re above the age of 15 and not playing baseball or softball

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

Industry plant

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

Noah Kahan is someone who never should’ve existed or gotten famous

[Ænslee🫂 @ainsleebangss]

I don’t want to study I want to mope 😭