collins Ⓥ🌱

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

@ainsnilloc Majority said no 💁

[drew @hydratedangel]

DAY 305 OF THE PANDEMIC LET’S HEAR IT FOR DAY 305

[#金鼓迎福|#欧乐汇|#901足球网|#羽毛球|#BET365体育 @kaylatorres__]

y’all realize that when you test positive for covid you have to quarantine FOR 14 DAYS!!! it’s not quarantine for 5 days oh I feel okay so let me start going out again...just thought I’d let y’all know since CLEARLY some people STILL don’t understand 🙂

[A D A G I O @uhhdagio]

if you’ve never had a blueberry cake donut, you’re missing out fasho

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

My bathroom smells like weed because of my suitemate(s) and now I have a headache and feel sick.

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

Only a week into the second semester and I’m already fed up.

Yelp Review for 2020-2021 Suitemate(s):

★☆☆☆☆

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

I just really like the way these bananas look. They are large.

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

@jackiegarcia1d Pecans cost you both of your kidneys, but it’s worth it 🥲

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

Why are pecans so good but so EXPENSIVE

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

autocorrect may not do shit when i actually make a typo but it will NEVER let me miss an opportunity to say On my way!

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

Now tell me WHY THEY 𝘿𝙀𝙀𝙋 𝙁𝙍𝙄𝙀𝘿 IT. YOU COOK IT THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD MEAT. When some people are presented with vegan options they just DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT OR WHAT TO DO.

They did end up properly cooking it, but the fact that the first instinct was to deep fry it...

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

Alright so today at lunch I wanted a bean burger. I hadn’t had one in a while so I figured I’d get one. The dining hall didn’t have any however, they had Beyond Burger patties so I asked for one of those instead.

[montse @slushhpuppie]

my p****uns dont sit right with me 🤠

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

Twitter me and Instagram me are two COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PEOPLE

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

What a way to go 😪 @noahacosta23

[collins Ⓥ🌱 @ainsnilloc]

I’ve been trying so hard to like mushrooms but I just CAN’T

[☆ fatimah with a ‘h’ ☆ @itsjustfatimah]

omg americans do that thing where they randomly talk in a british accent? thats what british ppl do too 😭