lavender menace

she/her, virgo, lesbian. dtx ✈️ nyc ✈️ lbk, ttuhsc med 2027 :)

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

sincere apologies to everyone who has to live a life without fritzie

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

fuck you, you nasty bitch

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Inauguration Day is a day of celebration for America.

Today, I ordered flags raised to full-staff at the Texas Capitol & state buildings for President Trump’s inauguration.

While we honor President Carter’s service, we also celebrate an incoming President & our bright future.

[🥀🕯️🌙 @bookgirlie]

this 5 min video actually rivals little women when it comes to cinematic portrayals of sisterhood

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

continuing to use the arsenic and lead tampons because maybe if i get some horrible disease or cervical cancer a doctor will finally listen to my wishes and give me my hysterectomy :)

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

you can always count on a white person who can’t handle jalapeño to start talking about how “actually authentic mexican food isn’t even supposed to be spicy”

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

some of y’all need to work on your jealousy and bitterness i am so serious

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

yes :)

[♟️ 🥶 @Jcoldwit_it]

Pride month is more important and more celebrated than men’s mental health awareness month. Yall do not care about us. lol

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

@fatfabfeminist beacon hill books is SO cute as is the neighborhood around it, chinatown is very fun, and inman square in cambridge has lots of cute little stores and coffee shops and restaurants :)

[Imogene Cancellare, PhD @biologistimo]

In case you wondered what it’s like to be a woman who needs reproductive medical care:

The hospital just called to ask why I wanted sedation for my surgical procedure tomorrow.

Because it’s usually done without.

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

🙃 cool

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

noticing grammar mistakes after posting will never not feel like being kicked in the crotch

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

you actually don’t get to claim something is violent just because it’s inconvenient ? peaceful protests that result in classes being canceled is inconvenient to some people. it’s not fucking violent. murdering children and bombing hospitals is violent. hope this helps!

[🏴‍☠️ @cursedkief]

this is how it feels to drink a diet coke

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

i think i feel about diet coke the way republicans feel about guns. like if someone said it should be banned, i would absolutely go insane and make it a large part of my identity and possibly turn violent

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

i think 50 mph wind is actually a hate crime can i report the city of lubbock to someone i hate it here

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

how does this work when we allow monopolies to run rampant tho 🥲🥲

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

bruh i never want to get on a fucking boeing again

[lavender menace @thisisgrvce]

some of y’all are seemingly allergic to acknowledging nuance