@fesshole@ScouseBirdBlogs Went to a wedding. 2 sisters were guests. One very pregnant the other not. Saw one of them weeks later. Me “haven’t you had that baby yet?!” Her “my sister was pregnant not me!” 😩😱
@robbeckettcomic My birthday is 7th Jan. Pubs are empty as everyone skint and partied out. Let’s move Xmas. My birthday would coincide with mad pre Xmas nights out! X
@LucyFrederick I paid a fortune for wedding day perfume. Future husband - what have u been burning?! Then - ooh that smells musty!! Still married him n still love him. What’s a marriage without everyday laughter?! X
@Nicki_Chapman@BBCMorningLive Well done to your dad and Mary no fingers over the lens, no shots of the ceiling or the floor, no rocking like you’re on a boat in stormy seas! All the pitfalls of video chats with octogenarians avoided! Happy 80th birthday to him. X