Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Data Center: @ainternetshow Film. Starring: @KylerFinney and @maryarchived . You can't fight in here! This is the war room! DON'T CLICK!
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Today, @KylerFinney and @maryarchived are getting slicked up to the 9’s for prom. Ladies, put on your best dress. Gentlemen, put on that awkward tux (don’t get anything on it because cleaning deposits on those rentals are a bitch). Or just stay home and watch @ainternetshow like the loser you are.
Don’t Click!
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What ho! Doth thy spirit yearn for wonders past, for revelry and mirth beyond the ken of common folk? Then list! For in the hallowed halls of @ainternetshow , where silver screens do gleam and stories unfold, doth lie a treasure trove, a secret garden unseen by the uninitiated. Today, behold! Young Kytherian Lackwit, lord of the Thunderthighs (@KylerFinney ), whose wit perchance doth falter ere it flies, and gentle Morthagonas Gretch (@maryarchived ), the Pale & Terrible, with eyes that mirror summer skies, embark upon a quest to realms of old, to yon Ren Faire, where tales of valiant knights and damsels fair are spun. They shall, with hearty cheer, partake of potent draughts and victuals rich, their very souls refreshed. But mark, good sir or madam, mark with care! For Kytherian, in his zeal, a deed most singular doth undertake, a testament to his own appellation, Lackwit, forsooth! He, with blade held high, doth court disaster, threatening even a fragile butterfly with his unthinking might. Such follies, such delectable follies, would I recount anon, but alas, these jeweled moments, these gems of showmanship, are reserved for those who pledge their fealty, who join the sacred guild of subscribers. For them alone doth Kytherian's hapless quest and Morthagonas' grace unfold in all their unedited glory.
Stay thy hand!
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