Dan Schiffmacher

Sports Docs, @improv_nerd, @Goal_cast, and much more. Also I talk to animals @talkinwild

[Dan Schiffmacher @aintgotnotweets]

I can’t wait for the Rick Moranissance

[Dan Schiffmacher @aintgotnotweets]

I blame Peppa Pig

[JSchift @JSchift]

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[Ajay Cybulski @AjayCybulski]

The 7-6 #Bills have a +104 point differential.

The 7-6 Texans have a +8 point differential.

The 7-6 Bengals have a -7 point differential.

The 7-6 Colts have a -16 point differential.

The 7-6 Steelers have a -37 point differential.

The 7-6 Broncos have a -39 point differential.

Can you spy a difference?

#BillsMafia

[The Onion @TheOnion]

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://t.co/Kp8d3b4JZS

[𝙏𝙖𝙞𝙡𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙚 𝘽𝙚𝙚𝙧𝙨 @tailgate_beers]

A win is a win is a win is a win

#gobills #billsmafia

[Joshin and Jokien @joshcarlosjosh]

the only sensible choice for speaker of the house

[Dan Schiffmacher @aintgotnotweets]

@alecrobbins Where do you think wonder will stack up on Mariology

[Dan Schiffmacher @aintgotnotweets]

@alecrobbins @GabbySidibe @KenMarino @SarahSquirm @MichaelRCusack I just realized it’s on ps5 now so this is my next purchase

[Dan Schiffmacher @aintgotnotweets]

Made this video about the #DetroitLions and city of Detroit - @KeeganMKey, thoughts? https://t.co/qZPTw2g6KR

[Dan Schiffmacher @aintgotnotweets]

@NVCpodcast Waddle dee knows

[Dan Schiffmacher @aintgotnotweets]

Detroit has been through alot, can they catch a break? https://t.co/kZ2TjNP86S #Detroit #DetroitVsKansasCity #nfl

[Matt Barkley @MattBarkley]

BILLS WIN!!!

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread:

Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.

[Dan Schiffmacher @aintgotnotweets]

Meta https://t.co/50WVWfQtrM

[LEGO @LEGO_Group]

Oh those? Those are my emotional support LEGO sets that I haven’t built yet.

[The White House 46 Archived @WhiteHouse46]

$760 billion in PPP loans were forgiven.

That’s $360 billion more than this Administration’s student debt relief program.

And, several Republican members of Congress who opposed student debt relief benefited from those PPP loans.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Joe Rogan Stunned After 5-Year-Old Informs Him That Horseys Come From Outer Space https://t.co/EndYgJEaHi

[Madden NFL 27 @EAMaddenNFL]

A surprise #BillsMafia won't forget 🦬

@JoshAllenQB | #Madden24

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The #Madden24 cover reveal: Josh Allen

[Dan Schiffmacher @aintgotnotweets]

@Scott_MacD1 @AntonioTerez @BuffaloBills @EAMaddenNFL @JoshAllenQB Yeah same. Sucks cuz I like the deluxe photo better