slowjeph

scooby snack jurassic plastic ass booby trap

[slowjeph @airportsponge]

@scratchintoes Tittyfucking every single time

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

real men walk around heavily wooded areas shrouded in darkness

[slowjeph @airportsponge]

ay yo yo yo u crazy for this one adam duritz

[💫Tribe 13X 🔻 💫 @B00K0FTRIBE]

Good morning

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

of course this would happen. And they all don’t even know. Chills thinking about the moment they find out the obvious — what we all already know. I’m scared for them, but not myself or the ones who know. People need to know but if you don’t know it might be too late. Know now.

[slowjeph @airportsponge]

lol

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

(The Erotic Time Traveler) When’s pussy is this

[vx-underground @vxunderground]

"whats it like working in cybersecurity?"

[slowjeph @airportsponge]

Sound on

[Middle East Observer @ME_Observer_]

⚡️⭕️ Iranian Pete Hegseth masterclass troll video dropped earlier today

[🦇 @cartisburner__]

When Kanye West met his match in 2007 😂

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

The most misused word in the English language is "I". Everyone speaks as though it means them. But actually, I am who it means.

[W @Roy53095802]

@ItalianFiesta

[slowjeph @airportsponge]

@jakebrodes @Diverticuliti holy shit someone else who holds this opinion 👊

[top 5 lgbt videos @lgbtqiarchive]

guy throwing up during rap battle reaction

[Your Old Droog @YourOldDroog]

Billy Corgan hates hip hop which is ironic because he looks like Fat Joe

[slowjeph @airportsponge]

@BlightYoakam My favorite survival horror series... sucks that 2 is my least favorite of the original trilogy

[slowjeph @airportsponge]

@BlightYoakam Fucking ay, brother ✊🏻

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

It’s funny how you can protest, you can debate, you can podcast, you can call your reps and you can post but some people will only learn their lesson when a missile hits their kosher dildo shop.