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Grandma Vampire

[Howie @airypunk]

@Ressegeroo "The fights are boring and there's no development of the character's skills"

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If Corbin tells me how much he hates full metal alchemist one more time I will cry and make him feel bad

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Every time someone decides to read the Gorillaz wiki, I say a prayer

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Can we just, stop casting things in resin?

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"why did you shave your head??" Bc I'm sexy as fuck when I'm bald

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Alex Turner never fails to disappoint me

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Boys only know how to make pasta, nothing else

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Gay line cooks be like... Yass Chef 🤌

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True love is doing your partners fantasy football draft bc he's at work

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On that note, everyone say hi to Iris

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Just realized I'm at the stage of life where people think your big exciting news is marriage or kids but actually it's getting a dog

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I didn't graduate college but I did graduate from eating disorder school

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Not to be dramatic, but my fav indigo de Souza song hasn't been released and I could cry at work... But I wont

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Cable ads are fucking scary

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My dream is to have a nickname so cool that everyone just forgets my government name

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Blessed, depressed, and highly stressed

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Me when I move to KCMO

[TRAFON(s Backup Account) @RiseFallNickBck]

Cartoons and their resentful hatred of Missouri.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

I’ll be honest, would’ve lost my shit