Adam Isgate

Heaven is closed and Hells overcrowded so I think I'll just stay where I am

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

@eworirb Darn ya just missed it…next time

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

In need of a horseshoe tourney partner for July 30th. Please message me if interested!

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

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[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

@AverageHunter @yuenglingbeer My favorite beer. I take it for granted since I live about 20 min from the PA brewery.

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

I believe if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade. And then try to find someone who’s life has given them vodka and have a party.

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

@carly_bonomo Isnt it wonderful?! Welcome to the workforce!

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

Orange juice hits different when you have the flu

[Yuengling Brewery @yuenglingbeer]

Drink a beer that can do it all.

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

@DaneTarantelli All black Dodge Raaaaaam

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I’m really touched by the amount of Clemson kids offering to do cocaine with me tonight. Really moving stuff. Southern hospitality at its finest. ❄️ Unfortunately I don’t do drugs. (Except when I do).

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

If the old saying that if ya snooze ya lose is correct than i just gotta say boy do I sure love losing

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

@DaleJr Fuck you Ralph

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

Went to Walmart this morning around 9am. Parked next to a car and just happened to look in. 2 open Miller Lite cans in the front...and a baby's carseat in the back. Gotta love ya Schuylkill County

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

Today I made my very first payment on my own cellphone plan and AT&T was so fucking proud of me that they sent like 10 texts and an email just to say thanks for not being a broke POS

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

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[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

Being 20 is honestly terrible. There's no way I should be feeling this down and not be able to go to the bar about it

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

Drove the ridin mower shit faced now I got a corn maze

[cnm👩🏼‍🌾 @Hiii_Courtttney]

Rock bottom most definitely has a basement.

[Adam Isgate @aisgate]

I'll be the SOB
If that's what you need from me
So you dont have to love me...
Anymore