Velda Plendor

smarty pants, jokester, dream analyzer, nutella addict, portmanteaur, chic flik aficionada, tequila shot lover & pursuer of general merriment

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

Bedtime. What a time to be alive.

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

@johndelia She needs her nails trimmed asap

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@Aural_Fixation What is it?

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

@Aural_Fixation I think all you can do is live your life in a way that helps and lifts up those people who are less privileged. And vote.

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

In case you are wondering how terrible our #healthcare system is, my dog groomer had to fly to another country for emergency dental work bc the flight plus the dental care there was 1/4 what it cost to get the dental work done in our town. SMH.

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

@Aural_Fixation What is?

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

@Aural_Fixation Hahaha of course she did!

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

@emilykranking I always thought the best part of this clip was Slater trying not to laugh 😂

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

Santa needs your help answering letters! Read one here: https://t.co/Q8tF3cJX96 #USPSOperationSanta

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

@Aural_Fixation How about all precarious situations? Halfway stuck between the mattress and box spring. In the microwave. Napping under the car tire. Drinking floor cleaner. Lol.

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

@Aural_Fixation @TravelingAnna That one is my second fav after their strawberry rhubarb, and my third fav is their peach rasberry. #drool

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

@Aural_Fixation Double date?

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@angrymissy @Aural_Fixation D makes it now too! 🍕❤️

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

@Aural_Fixation @angrymissy Me first, biyatches

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

The worst thing to ever happen to the internet was the comments section

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Don't vote for anyone you wouldn't trust with your dog.

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

Maui is an attempted child murderer. Change my mind.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

holy shit this ad

[Sleeping Giants @slpng_giants]

Behind this escalating violence is a social media ecosystem that allowed it to organize, amplify and encourage it.

Social media platforms are complicit in creating an atmosphere where harassment, death threats and violence are commonplace.

Hence, this. https://t.co/bNLAbWP9NN

[Velda Plendor @aishpat]

Hmmm...

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Anarchists, Agitators or Protestors who vandalize or damage our Federal Courthouse in Portland, or any Federal Buildings in any of our Cities or States, will be prosecuted under our recently re-enacted Statues & Monuments Act. MINIMUM TEN YEARS IN PRISON. Don’t do it! @DHSgov