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[aisling @aisling0312]

Listening to @dadwroteaporno in work is dangerous. One of two situations are imminent; The whole office hears something gross or I can’t keep my laughing in. HR will be called either way.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Low-key Loki

[aisling @aisling0312]

This is honestly just heartbreaking

[NBC News World @NBCNewsWorld]

The US on Wednesday formally left the Paris Agreement, a global pact forged five years ago to avert the threat of catastrophic climate change. https://t.co/a3IUQqLPzO

[Seán de Búrca @Sean_De_Burca]

I was delighted to meet you too but after our conversation I was very disappointed to your apathy to the housing and health crises. I was again disappointed to learn that you seem to think the climate crisis can be solved without addressing the issue of rampant corporatism.

[Big Ben @big_ben_clock]

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!

[aisling @aisling0312]

Can apple photos please identify my cat as a person so I don’t have to individually go through all my photos to make her folder every time @Apple

[BBC @BBC]

The biggest cheer of the afternoon at #Glastonbury2019 went to Sir David Attenborough ❤️

He introduced Seven Worlds, One Planet a new @BBCOne series on the Pyramid Stage. 🙌

#SevenWorldsOnePlanet 🌍

[Lucy @1Lucyowen]

Anna: *kisses Jordan’s neck*
The whole nation:
#loveisland

[Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox]

I thought I’d try a retweet which won’t annoy any interest groups at all.

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

When the danger is so great that death becomes the hope, you’d be surprised how much fun you start to have once ya stop giving AF

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Use code "DESPAIR" to get nothing, with free shipping

[NASA Space Alerts @NASASpaceAlerts]

Scientists observed #asteroid Florence with radar as it passed Earth Sept. 1 & found two small moons orbiting it. https://t.co/2aAhMPjK5R

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

My powder contour kits come with a huge mirror so you can reflect on the damage done to our nation's soul

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Obsessed with protecting your skin, lips, hair & face from the sun? Close the cover of the coffin tight, really tight, and be at peace.

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

Contouring is an amazing way to shape your nose & define your cheeks, but only terror to the point of despair develops a man to his utmost.

[University College Dublin @ucddublin]

🌅 Magic

[aisling @aisling0312]

Who doesn't 👀 https://t.co/bsf1WO3iOO

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

#TheEminemShow Anniversary Is Coming Soon: https://t.co/3P2mJWzIl9

[aisling @aisling0312]

Hoping for some guidance

[Big Ben @big_ben_clock]

BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG BONG