a necrophile, a murderer, a zoophile and a sexual deviant are sitting in a prison cell.
Zoophile: oh, I would so go for a round with a cat right now...
Murderer: and I would so kill it...
Necrophile: and then go at it again!
sexual deviant: meow...
With the invention of "flying" cars we can now execute government representatives by pulling them apart in all three dimensions. This is a very major step in our civilization's timeline