Austin Johnson

I drink and I know things

[Zach Jacobson @zachjacobson]

the packers have opted against 57 and 59-yard field goal attempts tonight because their active kicker may or may not be healthy enough to make it from that distance, while the franchise record holder for longest field goal is a healthy scratch

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

@madisonmelton10 Just click use offline and it will load you into online services on its own

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

@aserranojr @wendellfp 🖕🏿

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

@aserranojr @wendellfp You don’t know

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Cybertruck deliveries start on Thursday

[Jordon Rooney @jordonr]

Update on Damar:

His vitals are back to normal and they have put him to sleep to put a breathing tube down his throat. They are currently running tests.

We will provide updates as we have them.

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

Thanks Highly Suspect for spending 4,682 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to Natural Born Killer. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/zZVsV6aH3m

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

@reenster7 @TMFOtter 🤷🏽‍♂️

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

@sammoreno__ @alexjmead95 Lmaooooo you’re so incredibly mean to me

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐉𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐲

It's time for the playoffs.

Narrated by @AaronRodgers12

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

@reenster7 It’s all good until you get a tiny pebble in the screen when you close it

[baby Trill🫟 @kayziajanay]

man it sucks having no kids, all I do is whatever I want, all the time

[NFL @NFL]

MVPs get MVP hype speeches 🔥 @AaronRodgers12 @PatMcAfeeShow

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Aaron Rodgers Riding Around In The Back of a Pickup Truck Holding a Case of Beer Has To Be The Most Wisconsin Thing Ever https://t.co/377zGpxUKw

[Fake SportsCenter @FakeSportsCentr]

When asked about Matt Lafleur’s decision to kick the late field-goal instead of going for it, Aaron Rodgers said, “Not even Mike McCarthy would have made a fucking pussy ass call like that.”

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

@alexjmead95 @CrypticNoOnee I dont go 6-25 :(

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

Miss you boy

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

Idk if clay knows this but I dropped out of college and can't keep up with him drinking anymore

[Austin Johnson @aj_0323]

@apple_shamp0o ahahahahhahahahaha