A day in the life of Alexis Lewandowski:
• forgets to attach file after writing formal email
• turns on wrong stove burner and wonders why food is taking so long to cook
• spends two hours on one hw problem
• benches as much as the average preteen despite being a DI athlete
happy birthday tyler 💌
watching your journey has been nothing short of inspirational, always so proud of you.
forever thankful for you, have the best day @tylerrjoseph#cliqueart#twentyonepilots#tylerjoseph
That is how you do it. You show up to someone else’s home, you take their food, put your feet up on the furniture and just make the place your own. That’s an ass-kicking and I LOVE IT! @IndianaWBB is rolling and I’m about to be smoking a victory cigar!!! #iuwbb
I like being an adult but tbh my one gripe is the Dishes. oh, the dishes. I am always doing dishes. when this world ends and our sun is nothing but a shriveled, dead star, when the mountains crumble to dust and the oceans dry, there I will stand. doing the dishes.
Somehow, there are actually people calling the #iuwbb loss last night at home to 9-seed Miami an “embarrassment.”
Trust me, I've seen this in multiple places, some public and some private, some that might surprise you.
And it's complete and utter bullshit.
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