Aja

i guarantee you i won’t be tweeting anything

[Aja @aja_hailey]

hot girls do the wordle on the stairmaster, i don’t make the rules

[Aja @aja_hailey]

while i totally appreciate the thought behind amber alerts, i feel like they’re probably wasting their time on someone that didn’t realize a honda wasn’t the same as a hundai until last year

[Aja @aja_hailey]

my sister who had never had a martini in her life: “sprite is such a sushi drink. it’s light, it cleanses the palate. it’s like a martini”

[Aja @aja_hailey]

just almost completely missed a light driving and i so desperately wish there was some way i could communicate to the people behind me that i wasn’t on my phone, i was digging through my pockets looking for the chocolate i put there on my way out of work

[Aja @aja_hailey]

i don’t know how to explain it but q should NOT come before r in the alphabet

[Aja @aja_hailey]

my little sister is getting to that age where she’s starting to act like she knows everything and it’s really interfering with my busy schedule of acting like i know everything

[Aja @aja_hailey]

@jacobfraz well i was thinking grimes but elon making a breakup album would definitely be fun

[Aja @aja_hailey]

my sympathies to grimes and elon, but they seem to be on really good terms and i’m starting to worry there isn’t going to be a breakup album

[Aja @aja_hailey]

@rodie_so omg for you? i would do it

[Aja @aja_hailey]

just finished my first week in a dental office. it was fun but if i become one of those people who makes teeth my whole personality someone PLEASE euthanize me

[Aja @aja_hailey]

“my life is a movie” and then it’s just me doing manual labor in the backyard

[Aja @aja_hailey]

… how am i supposed to be sexy and mysterious when i drink boba with extra sugar instead of coffee

[Aja @aja_hailey]

shout out to my anxiety for giving me daily stomach aches and therefore the motivation i need to try every flavor of tums in existence. the chewy ones taste weird at first but trust me they’re really good

[Aja @aja_hailey]

in line for the abercrombie dressing room wondering how we as a society got to this point. like when did we take that sharp left turn from learning things and exploring the world to whatever the heck this is

[Aja @aja_hailey]

i know i’m angsty now, but i just remembered that my favorite song at EIGHT years old was jar of hearts and I don’t know why i couldn’t have chosen a fun one, like one direction or something

[Aja @aja_hailey]

that and: the nerve

[Nicole Alarcon @nicolealarconn]

the one that men have is: the audacity

[Aja @aja_hailey]

so kind of the campsite to provide us with some kindling! 😍🤩

[Aja @aja_hailey]

current mood: sitting at the pool booing at all the kids doing accidental bellyflops

[Aja @aja_hailey]

just announced to the room that i was going to crack open a cold one to help me relax and the cold one in question was a dr. pepper

[Aja @aja_hailey]

these days i take the weather forecast as fact and prophecy, but young me was such a cynic… like why was i nine and telling people you can’t trust the science of weather prediction