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[abi @ajajajabi]

omg did not expect petal to be this cunty….. thank u ariana grande….. welcome back dangerous woman

[abi @ajajajabi]

message for jim e brown: can you come back to australia. i know you were just here but i forgot. so would appreciate if you could return soon. your presence is missed. cheers

[Damien @RabidLagomorph]

Woolworths self checkout: You are entitled to 2 “Ooshies”. See a staff member to claim.

Me, a childless man: what

[George? @GeorgeStevens11]

Sorry, I'm not having Tony Discipline. Thats the sort of name that one of Bob Mortimers childhood friends would have had.

[abi @ajajajabi]

i forgot i had twitter and i also have lost all my drafts. funny hilarious intellectual thoughts coming to a screen near you …..

[abi @ajajajabi]

I think as a society we could benefit from a geordie superman

[abi @ajajajabi]

diet coke red wine alice in chains a clear body of water. birthday plans done

[erin chack @ErinChack]

Every time I see a man’s bedroom I feel like an anthropologist. What do you mean your desktop computer is on the floor. Explain this culture to me

[Sammy Mac @sammymacuk]

POV you are a Charlie Bingham's lasagne in the freezer at Waitrose

[El 🍉🚂 @ellasrhapsody]

When I was too ill to go to school my council left me without education for 18 months. If it hadn’t been able to access educational content on YouTube like Mr Bruff and Free Science Lessons, I would never have passed my GCSEs.

This is going to harm disabled children.

[athena 🍵 @gordsqueen]

if I were a student doing my gcses and didn't have access to this diva on youtube I would actually riot

[Kring @kringrush]

ISSAC WOOD? Oh he coming for Cameron winter’s white boy of the decade crown

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Bob Dylan admits to having 'binged' episodes of Coronation Street https://t.co/6aezpxsmSK

[☆ @sunbugclearcup]

no phone concerts are very chic & i don't think it's 'inaccesible' considering they allow you to keep your phone out if you need it medically. you're all just big babies who want a good instagram story.

[tori @doritenholm]

A Family can be One Woman and a Drunk Cigarette

[khloe @762x54RAWR]

now that im an adult i understand why all my grandma did was smoke cigarettes on her patio listening to music

[lane🚂💌 @ghostysapphic]

we as a society don’t hate jimmy carr enough

[PoliticsBabe @Bellhookschild]

Louis Theroux does this perfect thing where he just let them yap and it shows how stupid they are

[al @fxingalx]

Been saying this